jAkE's definitions

PMS

innate bitchiness of a woman between age 9 and age 56 just before her period

they call it PMS because the expression Mad Cow was already taken

by Jake March 4, 2004

homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

my satan teacher gave me crap

by jake January 18, 2005

sboog

A crappy idea or plan that would never work.

"That's the stupidest sboog i have ever heard!

by jAkE February 9, 2005

Flying Horseshit Conversation

The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.

We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."

by Jake December 9, 2003

whang

(noun) penis

(verb) male masturbation

See also wang.

I've had a long, hard day at the office; I'm going home to have a coupla shots of scotch , crawl into a warm bed, lube up and whang my whang.

by Jake March 24, 2004

cabin boy

the cabin boy, the cabin boy, the nasty little nipper; he filled his ass with broken glass and circumsized the skipper.

Seriously, its a boyish looking deck bunny or rudder slut that you take sailing with you, too unattractive to allow naked on the foredeck but useful for cabin duties (cooking,washing up etc) and once she has her clothes off when the sun's almost down you feel you can pity fuck her somehow, some way.Usually has excess snatch hair and a shock of black arse hair out the back. May have hair round her nipples, maybe a slight moustache, but sucks cock very well and is always eager to fuck

Denise is my favourite cabin boy on long cruises

by Jake February 3, 2004

blizted

The adjective to describe someone's red eyes who have previously done drug's.

J:"Dude your eyes are blizted!"
S:"Dude you too!"

by Jake April 13, 2005