jAkE's definitions
the thingy on the wall that controls the temperature of the room. Of course, it will always be too hot or too cold.
The cunt said "its too hot" so I turned the thermostat down and an hour later she's complaining its "too cold in here". So I undressed her and warmed her up in bed.
by Jake February 3, 2004
Get the thermostatmug. (1) to gain access to something
(2) to have sexual relations with a female
(3) an untapped resource is a female who hasnt been with a man yet (a.k.a. a virgin) or a quiet girl with a lot of potential that not many people rate or notice
(2) to have sexual relations with a female
(3) an untapped resource is a female who hasnt been with a man yet (a.k.a. a virgin) or a quiet girl with a lot of potential that not many people rate or notice
(1) We tapped the second keg of beer just before 9 pm.
(2) I tapped her on our second date.
(3) That new girl in my tutorial is an untapped resource, everyone thinks she's a nerd.....but I just know it can be tapped!
(2) I tapped her on our second date.
(3) That new girl in my tutorial is an untapped resource, everyone thinks she's a nerd.....but I just know it can be tapped!
by Jake February 17, 2004
Get the tappedmug. a combination of donkey hits performed in an orderly fashion of donkey kick, donkey jab, and a donkey punch to complete the sequence. this must be performed in this exact order or the combo will not be successful. bonus if listening to "get low" while doing this (donkey anthem).
i took this slut home last night from the bar and she was being kinda bitchy when i was fucking her so i pulled a triple donkey combo to shutup her up.
by jake November 30, 2003
Get the triple donkey combomug. Combination of ass sweat and fecal remnant that combine in the crack of the ass during periods of physical exertion. The condition occurs most often in adult men as fecal remnant is often found in dense pubic hair growth of male ass crack. See also waiter's crack.
by Jake September 8, 2004
Get the loin gravymug. 
