j-man's definitions

shit stain

a lingering asshole

That dude cannot take a hint, he won't go away and every time he opens his mouth he turns into an asshole.

by J-man November 24, 2003

roll your dice

when there are six chicks and six dudes available at a party and only one of the chicks is fizzine as hell, and you take a shot

Dude, you got as good a chance as any to hit that, best roll your dice; look out for the cock-blockers.

by J-man November 24, 2003

shtick

a bunch of bullshit someone trys to feed you

man thats a bunch of shtick

by j-man August 21, 2003

get it

To obtain the intimacy of a member of the opposite sex after minimal effort. past tense - got it

Hey Jimmie....did you get it last night.

Yeah man, I got it!

by J-man August 5, 2003

down time

Amount of time it takes to get from one ho's house to the next.

Yo, it was some serious down time from Jenna's crib to Shaniqua's. But it was for real gettin' to Tonisha's cuz I got pigged-out like a villian.

by J-man November 24, 2003

behaihachi-izzlenez

1.An exuberant compliment of a certain item, or person. Used only in extreme cases of joy and or love for this object.
2.A tea kettle

That mofo be da behaihachi-izzlenez son!

by J-man January 11, 2004

pigged-out

Being pulled over by the police.

Yo, I was pigged-out off Beach Blvd. They was trappin' bitches all damn night.

by J-man November 24, 2003