Definitions by j r lang

worm 

any of numerous relatively small elongated soft-bodied animals especially of the phyla Annelida and Chaetognatha and Nematoda and Nemertea and Platyhelminthes; also many insect larvae

the fish got my bait give me another worm

worm by j r lang January 8, 2009

cock sure

damn right positive not wrong Certainly knowing and believing; confident beyond doubt;implicity trusting; unquestioning; positive;American slang.

Boy are you cock sure of that?

cock sure by j r lang July 23, 2008

bearded taco 

a hairy pussy unshaved pubes

i ate a bearded taco last night

bearded taco by j r lang January 13, 2008

bearded clam 

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair

her pussy looked like a bearded clam

bearded clam by j r lang January 13, 2008

old hen

a fake swear word used by by dutch people from the Christian reformed church. noted in and around mid Michigan, Grand Rapids, Houghton lake, Lake city, Falmouth, roscommon missaukee county's area.

1.the cows have gotten out again old hen
2. old hen i have lost my wallet
3. old hen i am late for Church again

old hen by j r lang January 13, 2008

lookit 

also commonly used in parts of Michigan not uneducated people at all, a grouping of words in a sentence a collocation,

1.lookit here let me explain it to you.
2.lookit that fine chick

lookit by j r lang January 13, 2008

HoDeDo 

collocation for hold the door used by mostly uneducated dopes that neva lernt to talk or were lax in speech classes.

hodedo mafuka yo slam dat my face.

HoDeDo by j r lang January 13, 2008