j r lang's definitions

puerto rican chow pass

Puerto Rican chow pass was what a mustache was called
would get you a mustache ride.cunnilingus

i have a Puerto Rican chow pass on my face Mustache ride 5 cents

by j r lang January 13, 2008

kaka hell

a derisive term used by Spanish people in America and other parts of the world as a description for the well known fast food restaurant TACO BELL

you eat that shit at kaka hell?

by j r lang January 13, 2008

shining crawlers

a term used by fishermen to describe the practice of going out at night with a flashlight to find and pick up night crawlers worm to be used for bait fishing,

you want to out shining crawlers so we can go fishing tomorrow ?

by j r lang January 13, 2008

lookit

also commonly used in parts of Michigan not uneducated people at all, a grouping of words in a sentence a collocation,

1.lookit here let me explain it to you.
2.lookit that fine chick

by j r lang January 13, 2008

urinate

make, make water, pass water, pee, pee-pee, piddle, piss, puddle, relieve oneself, spend a penny, take a leak, wee, wee-wee

stop the car i have to urinate you know milk the snake

by j r lang January 13, 2008

old hen

a fake swear word used by by dutch people from the Christian reformed church. noted in and around mid Michigan, Grand Rapids, Houghton lake, Lake city, Falmouth, roscommon missaukee county's area.

1.the cows have gotten out again old hen
2. old hen i have lost my wallet
3. old hen i am late for Church again

by j r lang January 13, 2008

milk the snake

move back and forth in an unstable manner,to take a wizz
to pee, piss,urinate, masturbation of the penis,

I drank too much beer i have to milk the snake.

by j r lang January 13, 2008