j r lang's definitions

bearded taco

a hairy pussy unshaved pubes

i ate a bearded taco last night

by j r lang January 13, 2008

HoDeDo

collocation for hold the door used by mostly uneducated dopes that neva lernt to talk or were lax in speech classes.

hodedo mafuka yo slam dat my face.

by j r lang January 13, 2008

urinate

make, make water, pass water, pee, pee-pee, piddle, piss, puddle, relieve oneself, spend a penny, take a leak, wee, wee-wee

stop the car i have to urinate you know milk the snake

by j r lang January 13, 2008

lookit

also commonly used in parts of Michigan not uneducated people at all, a grouping of words in a sentence a collocation,

1.lookit here let me explain it to you.
2.lookit that fine chick

by j r lang January 13, 2008

Montana woman

in short a Sheep
a rural term used to call sheep Montana Woman because of the belief that lonely Shepard's fucked their Sheep, Montana known for the sheep range

We were sure that the Shepard was fucking his Montana woman

by j r lang January 13, 2008

milk the snake

move back and forth in an unstable manner,to take a wizz
to pee, piss,urinate, masturbation of the penis,

I drank too much beer i have to milk the snake.

by j r lang January 13, 2008

cock sure

damn right positive not wrong Certainly knowing and believing; confident beyond doubt;implicity trusting; unquestioning; positive;American slang.

Boy are you cock sure of that?

by j r lang July 23, 2008