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elevator funny 

Replaces the term 'on so many different levels' hence the meaning, Elevator Funny..Can also be used in other situations..like:
1:Yeah I told her I had HIV on april fools day, and she fell for it, ON APRIL FOOLS DAY!
2: LMAO! Damn dude, that's elevator funny!

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1: You watch American Idol?
2: Clay Aiken's elevator gay
1: Word, he elevator can't sing

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1: Yeah, he rememebered that the matrix movie and game were coming out that day.. but forgot it was their aniversary
2: Damn, he elevator cockblocked himself yo
elevator funny by J May 28, 2004

wooder ice 

philly way to say water ice
"you get your free ritas yesterday? Damn that wooder ice was good!"
wooder ice by j May 28, 2004

cozeh [cozy] 

To get all snug and cuddly in each others arms. To get close and friendly, but for mutally beneficial or underhanded purposes. Oh Yeah
Jess got all cozeh with me when I bought her that purse she has always wanted.
cozeh [cozy] by j May 27, 2004

hizukify, hizukifying, hizukifyied 

When something is exemplfied as being not neccesarily stupid nor smart. It is neither foolish nor wise. It is simply and utterly cute, causing one to become hysterical and overwhelmed by this person or thing's voice, touch or mer presence.
The way Jessica told me about her dream of us getting all cozeh(cozy) made me burst into glee. It was Amazing. It was so precious that I became hizukifyied.

Cuban Prisoner

A sexual position when the male is receiving felatio and the male ties the female's hair around the back of hsi buttocks
Yo man, that fat chick loves playing Cuban Prisoner
Cuban Prisoner by J May 7, 2004
A racial slure agasint asian people
(Derives from the word chink)
Yank by J May 7, 2004

world's best rappers list 

1- Immortal Technique
2- 2Pac
3- Slug (Atmosphere)
4- Biggie
5- Gift of Gab (Blackalicious)
6- Em
7- Wu Tang
8- Nas
9- Tribe Called Quest
10- Royce Da 5'9"