A bloke that ditches his mates for his evil girlfriend.
This wanker prefers dates over mates and hoes over bro's.
This wanker prefers dates over mates and hoes over bro's.
by j August 10, 2004
The act of excreting into someone's drink, prefereably the drink would be of dark colour, (Coke, Coffee, Tea etc). The result, a rather nutty taste for the victim of the Chocolate Chugger.And a shit moustache.
John: That Peter's a bit of a chocolate chugger ain't he?
Alex: Why?
John: Cos I just shat in his drink!
Alex: Why?
John: Cos I just shat in his drink!
by J May 03, 2005
by j December 08, 2004
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...
by j August 29, 2005
Over sized person who has no understanding of the term "intelligence" and also enjoys the company of farm animals.
by J April 03, 2003
Driving While Intoxicated
by J August 18, 2003