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Olivia

Olivia is the type of kid who has no social life and only likes to read books. She also studies WAY too much, which just proves my previous statement even more. She has really red cheeks which can be cute, but look like tomatoes half the time. She brings good snacks to school though. Unfortunately she can’t beat Joseph in a race though 🤷 ♀️

Ugh. It’s Olivia. You better run away befor she sulks and weeps to you about the death of a book character.

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Hannah

Hannah is probably one of the nicest yet meanest people you’ll meet. You think she’s joking when she says she’ll kick your a** but she will actually leave you on the ground injured. She also thinks she’s cool but clearly just needs to keep that to herself and vent to her friends. She also has some good taste in music. Lacks some though

There’s Hannah. She will end you if you talk bad about her.

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Selena

Selena is the type of kid to lock herself in her room and watch a bunch of PewDiePie videos because her sister absolutely hates her. She has no life as well because she only likes to watch vines and the occasional normal video. Selena also likes art but she’s very bad at it, and says the vine “I’m gay” a lot, which is a tad concerning.

Person 1: do you know anyone who can draw a portrait of my house for my living room?
Person 2: idk but just don’t ask Selena

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is okay. Ryan also is a girl. Ryan is very bad at soccer. She is quite possibly the best benchwarmer on the team though. Ryan also has very cute curly hair that’s ombré perfectly which leads to believe that Ryan has weird alien parents who created a perfect human, because nobody can possibly be that cool at birth. Anyways, she’s also very bad at math, but very good at being funny.

Woah, there’s Ryan. She multifaceted in some aspects, but still struggles with dating *cough cough

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Cheyenne

Cheyenne is the type of girl who sounds like a bratty, spoiled kid, in which this case she is, but she’s also athletic. However the Cheyenne I know is trash at soccer. She’s currently playing with her age group instead of our U14 because she couldn’t take the challenge anymore. She also is only on Snapchat mostly and has no life. However if you ever need anyone to help you take bad mirror selfies or selfies in general, look to Cheyenne.

Ooh there’s Cheyenne. Let’s get her a psychologist, she thinks she’s cool.

by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019

Kevin

Someone who is very Asian. He often likes to buy shoes every week because he's rich. He shoots not so cool and everyone says he isn't good at shooting. e likes being Sam's sidekick too. So yeah he is actually Asian way too much and Asians shouldn't play basketball.

Eww, Kevin is with sam again and I saw that coming.

by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019

Ligma

Ligmaticosteoporiosis (more commonly known as Ligma) is a ravishing disease that has taken the lives of the ones we love such as Tyler Blevins (Ninja) and other Fortnite streamers. The disease starts easy and you can take medicine to prevent it from getting worse, but later stages of Ligma can cause nausea, diarrhea, and loss of Fortnite games. Ligma has been reviewed by popular news source Pew News and by Gloria Borger and Poppy Harlow.

Person 1: Hey, do you know why Ninja has been losing games?

Person 2: Oh yeah, it's because he has Ligma

by itsjesuschrist569 March 5, 2019