Hannah is probably one of the nicest yet meanest people you’ll meet. You think she’s joking when she says she’ll kick your a** but she will actually leave you on the ground injured. She also thinks she’s cool but clearly just needs to keep that to herself and vent to her friends. She also has some good taste in music. Lacks some though
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Ligmaticosteoporiosis (more commonly known as Ligma) is a ravishing disease that has taken the lives of the ones we love such as Tyler Blevins (Ninja) and other Fortnite streamers. The disease starts easy and you can take medicine to prevent it from getting worse, but later stages of Ligma can cause nausea, diarrhea, and loss of Fortnite games. Ligma has been reviewed by popular news source Pew News and by Gloria Borger and Poppy Harlow.
Person 1: Hey, do you know why Ninja has been losing games?
Person 2: Oh yeah, it's because he has Ligma
Person 2: Oh yeah, it's because he has Ligma
by itsjesuschrist569 March 05, 2019
Olivia is the type of kid who has no social life and only likes to read books. She also studies WAY too much, which just proves my previous statement even more. She has really red cheeks which can be cute, but look like tomatoes half the time. She brings good snacks to school though. Unfortunately she can’t beat Joseph in a race though 🤷 ♀️
Ugh. It’s Olivia. You better run away befor she sulks and weeps to you about the death of a book character.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Anna is a really quiet person. She can be nice, but only if you don’t make fun of her. She makes weird faces when you say something she doesn’t get or that’s stupid, and sometimes looks like she’s constipated. She also likes to do TikToks as well, which is a bit sad.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Logan is probably one of the strangest kids in the grade. He watches some extremely weird things, and likes to fart excessively in class, which is bothersome, yet funny. He also has the worst hairline (excluding Esteban’s) and is annoying sometimes. He also has a VERY interesting camera roll. :/
by itsjesuschrist569 May 01, 2019
Katie is one of the nicest people you’ll meet, but also one of the strangest. Katie likes to make everything weird, including innocent comments. She likes to think that she’s thick, which no shade, but she is not. She also likes many guys who are total no-lifers, and strives to get her Snapchat and Instagram clouted by the end of summer, however, she’s probably not gonna be successful with that.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Ryan is okay. Ryan also is a girl. Ryan is very bad at soccer. She is quite possibly the best benchwarmer on the team though. Ryan also has very cute curly hair that’s ombré perfectly which leads to believe that Ryan has weird alien parents who created a perfect human, because nobody can possibly be that cool at birth. Anyways, she’s also very bad at math, but very good at being funny.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019