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by itsjesuschrist569 March 4, 2019
Get the Matemug. Camilla is a pretty cool person. Again like most people I know, bad at soccer. Wait, horrible. You know Alana dos Santos Aveiro, Cristiano Ronaldo’s inexperienced 1 year old? Better than Camilla. Camilla also has a very bad Instagram page, tryhard at its finest. If you see a Camilla, say hi to be nice, then run away.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Get the Camillamug. Joseph is one of the most tryhard kids you’ll ever meet. He goes tryhard the most in soccer, which makes no difference since he’s clearly horrible at it. He sends streaks with mirror pictures which is okay, but should stop. He also likes Barcelona, which isn’t a trash team, but mostly is. Messi is a great soccer player, but Ronaldo is superior in many shapes and forms.
by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019
Get the Josephmug. Ligmaticosteoporiosis (more commonly known as Ligma) is a ravishing disease that has taken the lives of the ones we love such as Tyler Blevins (Ninja) and other Fortnite streamers. The disease starts easy and you can take medicine to prevent it from getting worse, but later stages of Ligma can cause nausea, diarrhea, and loss of Fortnite games. Ligma has been reviewed by popular news source Pew News and by Gloria Borger and Poppy Harlow.
Person 1: Hey, do you know why Ninja has been losing games?
Person 2: Oh yeah, it's because he has Ligma
Person 2: Oh yeah, it's because he has Ligma
by itsjesuschrist569 March 5, 2019
Get the Ligmamug. Hannah is probably one of the nicest yet meanest people you’ll meet. You think she’s joking when she says she’ll kick your a** but she will actually leave you on the ground injured. She also thinks she’s cool but clearly just needs to keep that to herself and vent to her friends. She also has some good taste in music. Lacks some though
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Get the Hannahmug. Caisley is the type of girl to make random innuendos with her friend Katie which make everyone uncomfortable, yet somehow is funny. She also has an okay Instagram account with “several” followers, and it’s a shame that she deletes all the good posts and leaves like 4, and she does this on repeat several times. She also likes to get guys to slide up on Snapchat, but has pathetic tries. She can make mad funny faces though.
Person 1: Who’s that girl with blonde hair?
Person 2: that’s Caisley. she’s chill, but she can annoy like that *snaps. She also is a bit weird, but most love her for it.
Person 2: that’s Caisley. she’s chill, but she can annoy like that *snaps. She also is a bit weird, but most love her for it.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Get the Caisleymug. Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Get the Noahmug.