Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Noah likes to be extremely annoying, and he can sometimes be a pain in the a** (sry for profanity) he doesn't realize that he likes Ayden M. and wishes to be with him, but the only good thing he does is make situations funny
by itsjesuschrist569 April 11, 2019
Ligmaticosteoporiosis (more commonly known as Ligma) is a ravishing disease that has taken the lives of the ones we love such as Tyler Blevins (Ninja) and other Fortnite streamers. The disease starts easy and you can take medicine to prevent it from getting worse, but later stages of Ligma can cause nausea, diarrhea, and loss of Fortnite games. Ligma has been reviewed by popular news source Pew News and by Gloria Borger and Poppy Harlow.
Person 1: Hey, do you know why Ninja has been losing games?
Person 2: Oh yeah, it's because he has Ligma
Person 2: Oh yeah, it's because he has Ligma
by itsjesuschrist569 March 05, 2019
Selena is the type of kid to lock herself in her room and watch a bunch of PewDiePie videos because her sister absolutely hates her. She has no life as well because she only likes to watch vines and the occasional normal video. Selena also likes art but she’s very bad at it, and says the vine “I’m gay” a lot, which is a tad concerning.
Person 1: do you know anyone who can draw a portrait of my house for my living room?
Person 2: idk but just don’t ask Selena
Person 2: idk but just don’t ask Selena
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Caisley is the type of girl to make random innuendos with her friend Katie which make everyone uncomfortable, yet somehow is funny. She also has an okay Instagram account with “several” followers, and it’s a shame that she deletes all the good posts and leaves like 4, and she does this on repeat several times. She also likes to get guys to slide up on Snapchat, but has pathetic tries. She can make mad funny faces though.
Person 1: Who’s that girl with blonde hair?
Person 2: that’s Caisley. she’s chill, but she can annoy like that *snaps. She also is a bit weird, but most love her for it.
Person 2: that’s Caisley. she’s chill, but she can annoy like that *snaps. She also is a bit weird, but most love her for it.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Olivia is the type of kid who has no social life and only likes to read books. She also studies WAY too much, which just proves my previous statement even more. She has really red cheeks which can be cute, but look like tomatoes half the time. She brings good snacks to school though. Unfortunately she can’t beat Joseph in a race though 🤷 ♀️
Ugh. It’s Olivia. You better run away befor she sulks and weeps to you about the death of a book character.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
by itsjesuschrist569 March 04, 2019