Camilla is a pretty cool person. Again like most people I know, bad at soccer. Wait, horrible. You know Alana dos Santos Aveiro, Cristiano Ronaldo’s inexperienced 1 year old? Better than Camilla. Camilla also has a very bad Instagram page, tryhard at its finest. If you see a Camilla, say hi to be nice, then run away.
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Get the Ligma mug.Joseph is one of the most tryhard kids you’ll ever meet. He goes tryhard the most in soccer, which makes no difference since he’s clearly horrible at it. He sends streaks with mirror pictures which is okay, but should stop. He also likes Barcelona, which isn’t a trash team, but mostly is. Messi is a great soccer player, but Ronaldo is superior in many shapes and forms.
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Get the Joseph mug.Hannah is probably one of the nicest yet meanest people you’ll meet. You think she’s joking when she says she’ll kick your a** but she will actually leave you on the ground injured. She also thinks she’s cool but clearly just needs to keep that to herself and vent to her friends. She also has some good taste in music. Lacks some though
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Get the Hannah mug.Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
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Get the Noah mug.Ryan is okay. Ryan also is a girl. Ryan is very bad at soccer. She is quite possibly the best benchwarmer on the team though. Ryan also has very cute curly hair that’s ombré perfectly which leads to believe that Ryan has weird alien parents who created a perfect human, because nobody can possibly be that cool at birth. Anyways, she’s also very bad at math, but very good at being funny.
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Get the Ryan mug.Olivia is the type of kid who has no social life and only likes to read books. She also studies WAY too much, which just proves my previous statement even more. She has really red cheeks which can be cute, but look like tomatoes half the time. She brings good snacks to school though. Unfortunately she can’t beat Joseph in a race though 🤷 ♀️
Ugh. It’s Olivia. You better run away befor she sulks and weeps to you about the death of a book character.
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