Gagdashian

Appropriate surname alternative to "Kardashian."

She deep-throated my dick like a real Gagdashian.

by itpams July 17, 2016

p'tada salad

Ebonics version of potato salad

"I don't be eatin' just anybody p'tada salad. I only eat ma mama or my unty's p'tada salad."

by itpams July 17, 2016

findu

Ebonics version of finna do; fixing to do action.

Sharonda ain't findu her homework.

by itpams July 17, 2016

Finduism

A religion of master procrastinators. Encompassing the word 'findu,' meaning ebonics 'finna do'; as in fixing to, about to, or going to do something-- eventually, but not right now.

Melanie embraces Finduism; as such, she's waited until one day before the deadline to begin her 3,000 word essay.

by itpams July 17, 2016

shane findu

Ebonics: She ain't finna' (fixing to) do action.

Translation: She's not going to do action.

"Who axin' Laterica ta brang p'tada salad ta da cookout? Shane findu alla dat."

by itpams July 17, 2016

flavanoid

stylish marijuana

flava colloquially means "style"; -noid, the suffix of cannabanoids.

homonym for one of the largest nutrient families known to scientists-- flavonoids (bioflavonoids).

Dante: I got that flavanoid: "Frankenstein, Bling, Bling-bling, The Incredible Hulk, The Brown Bomber (makes you shit your pants), The Green Monster"

by itpams July 17, 2016

Pang Pang

getting pounded sexually while married: adultery. grammatical variations include pang-pang, or pangpang

"Oh Katie I see you've been getting the pang pang from Robert"

by itpams July 17, 2016