Definitions by itichie_nocanpo

DHS 

government agency devoted to maintaining high income by butt sucking the US tax payer.

DHS spent 2 weeks & (200K dollars) looking for 10 raghead students who were just being kids. Safe is as safe does just keep on paying DHS they will take care of you gringos.

DHS say lady's must take off dress @ airport cus they can hide lots of stuff in those bloomers.. While they check your bloomers 2 million tons of stuff ( goods & people ) come into this country unchecked. white heads

DHS by itichie_nocanpo October 17, 2006

poco loco 

mexican talk for your a little crazy

My poco loco amigo, next time the gringo police stop's you take hands out of pockets!!!

poco loco by itichie_nocanpo October 17, 2006

urin

urin thumin were stones used by old hebrew's for dowsing.

Yo man you can buy a urin & thumin rock on E_Bay for less than 10 dollars.

I sold california rocks on E_Bay . Crazy norte americanos poco loco Si!!

urin by itichie_nocanpo October 17, 2006

fly by night 

means get out of town fast

After I pull this last Bank job I'm gona fly by night... You know isa got the ghz. Isa hertz'n so bad I'm gona fly this old koop by night back to alie-bama get's some good grits.

fly by night by itichie_nocanpo October 17, 2006

humas

like horse manure for plants You can tell humas from horse or cow manure by the sweet smell...

Man those bags of humas smell like money to a mexican gardner... When my gringo customers ask what is humas manure? I just say, it's like horse shit but more eco friendly....

humas by itichie_nocanpo October 17, 2006

grand canyon 

big hole in Northern Arizona dug by a hebrew in 1732. It seams this hebrew man pulled his hand from his pocket and a nickle went down a gopher hole.. well 100 years he dug looking for his nickle. that's how grand canyon came to be.

yO dude did U see how big the grand canyon is???
Wow a Jew droped a nickle down a gopher hole & now all this!!
BOY that is a lot of work with a number 2 shovel!!!

grand canyon by itichie_nocanpo October 9, 2006

mr. softie 

another name for Mr. bill Gates CEO of Microsoft

mr. softie beats core hog 's & screams @ http ( lingo writers ) and snorts @ C++ guys, I want BUG free code or no one goes home.. BACK to BACK all-nighters!!!!

mr. softie by itichie_nocanpo October 6, 2006