mexican sore throat

what mexicans get when crossing US border.

border patrol man grabs mexican by throat and chucks him back over US border. After about 25 times a mexican sore throat starts ( border guard says enough for today ).

Border guard report: 25 mexicans were returned to mexico today.

USA presidente Bush report says 50 mexicans returned to mexico.

by itichie_nocanpo July 03, 2006

plug-n-play

what you do when adding new hardwear to UR pc

Isa stuck audio card in isa bus, manual says plug-n-play. When isa boot system I twas hopen for no smoken!

isa = industry standard async

by itichie_nocanpo July 02, 2006

mexican oil

black shit comes out from ground ( texas gringo tea )

Gringos buy mexican oil U don't need Baghdad oil, Norte americans all be happy,
no fight oil wars with rag heads, bring american boys home. viva Mexican oil & Mexican love !

by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

california pines

crazy mexican dude selling land in northern california

I went to california pines to buy some land. Wow you must drive 75 miles to find a store!

Crazy norte americanos East of interstate 5

by itichie_nocanpo September 20, 2006

mexican hug

mexican hug is using one's legs around beer belly.

At dance south of El paso, Que chicka bonita gave me mexican hug.
Then she gave mexican licky, knee huggie, stright leg, around the world bare back.
WOW I could hardly walk back across the border...

by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

mucho grassy ass

English way of saying ( mucho gracias ) or thank you very much..

next week try using mexican jetpack !! Si, si senior, mucho gracias..
Hay mucho grassy ass yourself I just like to see you FLY!!!

by itichie_nocanpo October 02, 2006

Microsoft

Microsoft = plug-n-pray click-n-crash ( waste my time )

Microsoft burns time.. Time is money. Time is life. You only have x amount of time or money!!!

let's say 20 million users spend 1/2 hour a day booting or pounding the keyboard NIH
10 million hours X 200 days or 2 billion man hours per year X 10 years = 20 billion hrs.

Bill is a bad boy

by itichie_nocanpo October 18, 2006