Definitions by itichie_nocanpo

a freeway

freedom for americans and freedome for mexicans!

wall (or fence) won't work. build a freeway on USA/mexico border. re-route all LA diesel trucks on southern border freeway. Up the speed limit to 100 MPH remove fuel tax on gas stations on border freeway.

freedom for americans & mexicans for what mexican fool would cross such a road! mexicans will build their own cuntry and be free! NO

a freeway by itichie_nocanpo July 4, 2006

chile relano 

big honkin anaheim pepper covered with tillamook sharp.

Urban dictionary readers chile relano = good mexican food. Nothing more to say just EAT.

chile relano by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

mexican sore throat 

what mexicans get when crossing US border.

border patrol man grabs mexican by throat and chucks him back over US border. After about 25 times a mexican sore throat starts ( border guard says enough for today ).

Border guard report: 25 mexicans were returned to mexico today.

USA presidente Bush report says 50 mexicans returned to mexico.

mexican sore throat by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

mexican jetpack 

5 pounds of beans + butt plug ( wait 2 days )

Eat mucho beans ram butt plug up ass.
Wait 2 days squat down light match pull plug WOW! mexican jetpack! a small hombre can go vertical for 14 feet.

mexican jetpack by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

mexican taxi 

Ice cream cart (2 big wheels ) push by hand (hold 3 hombres)

by using mexican taxi we don't worry about US border patrol man.

Hay! senior better ride than under diesel truck NO!

also shanks mare takes longer get to LA

mexican taxi by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

mexican time 

from San diego to San Ferando valley ( or Oxnard )

Hombre what was UR mexican time to Oxnard?? Amigo dos extra days from San Ferando Valley to Oxnard. Why so long?

Ahhh U no, Hollywood mujeres I had my mexican shorts on!

mexican time by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

mexican tissue 

mexican paper with photo of el presidente Vicente Fox

gringos what would you do with mexican tissue with picture of Vicente Fox ?? U see! I didn't need to write an example.

New presidente to recall all mexican tissue. New nafta rules 1 paso = 1 dollar!!!, I must dig deep in this old outhouse mucho denaro!!

mexican tissue by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006