itichie_nocanpo's definitions

mexican eggs

poor mans (huevos y habas) eggs & beans

I'm so poor must eat mexican eggs.. take flour dough press into ball ( put yellow food color on top) some beans + 2 strips of mexican bacon Ole'... mexican eggs AKA huevos y habas.

PS I eat mexican eggs in my mexican motel con mucho gusto!

by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006

mexican tissue

mexican paper with photo of el presidente Vicente Fox

gringos what would you do with mexican tissue with picture of Vicente Fox ?? U see! I didn't need to write an example.

New presidente to recall all mexican tissue. New nafta rules 1 paso = 1 dollar!!!, I must dig deep in this old outhouse mucho denaro!!

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

mexican backhoe

hombre using a scoop shovel

Senior swimming pool mucho work, I use mexican backhoe remove el pero poop from your yard! NO

Yo gringos call these scoop shovel real name tijuana mexican backhoe.

by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006

midnight bird

hairy bird only comes out at midnight to 6am!

My whore got down on her knees licking my pants asked hows her midnight bird. Honey hairy going to rest tonight. Ahh how come? honey U sucked so long and hard last night he's now a Blue bird. Yep needs to rest tonight.

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

searsucker

funky short pants worn california surfer dudes

oh dearee did U take my searsucker pants to clean?? Yess dear!!
U know I have rls can U go to sears & roll buck buy some more searsucker???

by itichie_nocanpo September 9, 2006

California Jumping Frog

Every third weekend in May. Calaveras County angles camp.

there were no women in california in 1850. So the hombres need something that jumps ( thrill ) for money. Thus started the California Jumping Frog contest at angles camp.

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006

uart

Universal asynchronous receiver transmitter

I say old boy uart a dirty man. allways hanging on a data bus transmitting smut, internet trash bits and bytes...

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006