costa mesa

we have a new name for costa mesa "condado anaranjado" in state of mexifornia...
Yo dudes, " East of Interstate 5 " Orange county is going to the doggs, Costa mesaians have back to sea, home values going down, Baby boomers moving out ( some are checking out). Another 20 years and costa mesa will slums of long beach....
by itichie_nocanpo September 09, 2006
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bald mouse

small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )
sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...
by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006
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bandini

when your gardner shits all over your lawn then sends you a bill for fertilizer.
each week I get a bill for bandini! next time he sends me a bill I will bandini in his new truck...
by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006
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texas boots

what Texas Hill Country folk wear for shoes. good for smashing cockroches..
My old texas boots trap many a cockroches with my pointed toes. In Texas, side of boots used for kicking mexican butts.
spurs used for getting a move on whatever we'r on top of!
In Texas we ride most anything thats warm & moves.....
by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006
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breathalyzer

california gay policeman get off when using breathalyzer
to start breathalyzer test we want you to wrap your lips around this tube. Now blow, suck, blow, suck, take a deeper breath now blow harder, you need to keep you lips tight on the tube, now blow, suck. Fine, You have the right to remain silent if you say anything we will rerun test...

( cops should ask if you would like police women run test )
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blue eye arabs

people from the OIL rich nation of Norway
10,000 sweeds walked through the weeds, surounded by " blue eye arabs " with one accord they all ran back to copeinhaugen !!!
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hooty jahoos

broker is what U will be when those hooty jahoos churn ur account....
by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006
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