Midnight snack

The time your dumbass refused to eat dinner and then your suddenly hungry in the middle of the night. Midnight snack time is magical because for some reason everything you do, makes a noise louder than the Big Bang.

I was just writing the definition for Midnight Snack at 2:34am when I became hungry. So I got out of my bed and then the second I touched the cold wooden floor, that shit just made a sound louder than the Big Bang. Then when I got to my door, my mom had the belt in her left hand and slipper in her right.

by it cant be November 24, 2020

Thanksgiving break

The excuse for teachers to give out long ass homeworks and projects that will take you more than 1 week to finish.

me: yeah man thanksgiving break is coming, cant wait to bust a nut and eat turky
Teachers: ha ha fuck you, heres 1000 pages of essay you need to write and 20 rojects you need to do before december 1st
me: fuck

by it cant be November 10, 2020

Roblox Player

A roblox player will most likely:

A: Stay a Roblox Player
B: Play a better game

C: play a game worse than Roblox
D: become a toxic player in other games other than Roblox

Lets all admit, we were all Roblox Players once. Roblox is the first time most people experience chatting with other people on the other side of the world, and our first look into toxic, salty degenerate shitbags trying to curse at you but roblox will replace fuck you or kill yourself with #### ###and ### ########. Hell I even spent more than $100 dollars that could have gone into my savings but instead went into Roblox.

by it cant be December 01, 2020

Spanish class

The class that is fucking up my GPA

Fuck,my Spanish class keeps fucking up my GPA

by it cant be December 02, 2020

Teacher memes

dumb memes that dont cure depression, ussually involves lines from old movies and is usually related to the subject your being forced to learn

teacher: im going to show you guys a very funny meme
person named mike: oh boy its gonna be bad
teacher: shows teacher memes
person named mike: i wanna move out of this class now

by it cant be October 07, 2020

Soundcloud Rapper

a hit or miss....thats all

A Soundcloud Rapper is just a hit or miss.

by it cant be November 30, 2020

Watch Later Playlist

The playlist on your youtube homepage that keeps getting longer and longer each day.

I have more than 3000 unwatched videos on my youtube Watch Later Playlist. Most of them are properly demonetized now.

by it cant be December 02, 2020