Because their constituencies wouldn't vote for them otherwise, certain politicians learn to clarifuscate early in their careers.
When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.
When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.
by Insufficient Postage April 26, 2006
A way of saying that you don't know but want to make it look like you might know. Similar to saying "I'm pretty sure," but could also mean "I'm not totally sure."
Soldad: Did you do your homework?
Sonia: I think so.
Jeff: Is the final tomorrow?
Lola: I think so.
Chris: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!
Jackie: I think so.
Chris: Is that a yes or a no?
Sonia: I think so.
Jeff: Is the final tomorrow?
Lola: I think so.
Chris: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!
Jackie: I think so.
Chris: Is that a yes or a no?
by Insufficient Postage April 27, 2006
1. "Damn y'all, it smell like boodissy in here."
2. "Cripes, it smells all boodissy in this room even after spraying Febreze every which way; hmmm, maybe my fungi-infested feet and the two-week old salami sitting on my shelf....or maybe i'm just imagining the smell."
2. "Cripes, it smells all boodissy in this room even after spraying Febreze every which way; hmmm, maybe my fungi-infested feet and the two-week old salami sitting on my shelf....or maybe i'm just imagining the smell."
by Insufficient Postage April 26, 2006
You perceive a typo in the text you just typed, and correct it, but then it turns out the original text was correct, and your error was in the rereading. You've just made a rereado.
Rereados are nothing to be concerned about:
It dsoen't rlaley mtater.
Sboodemy snet me an eiaml rentcely rdineming me taht it's olny the ltreets on ehetir end taht metatr. The oens in the mdlide you can put in whvaeter oredr you wnat.
It dsoen't rlaley mtater.
Sboodemy snet me an eiaml rentcely rdineming me taht it's olny the ltreets on ehetir end taht metatr. The oens in the mdlide you can put in whvaeter oredr you wnat.
by Insufficient Postage April 26, 2006
Got an asshole who won't shut his mouth? Tape his mouth shut with some duct tape!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!
I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!
I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!
by Insufficient Postage May 06, 2006
How to describe Microsoft's ActiveSync utility when it's not working properly--which is most of the time.
by Insufficient Postage April 26, 2006
A phrase you say after a joke if it flies past the people's heads. A question that may be responded to with I don't get it.
by Insufficient Postage February 18, 2006