Insomnisketch

A drawing or illustration done by one who is suffering from Insomnia and is bored to death. The pen finds its way into the person's hand and the next thing they know there is a work of art in front of them. Oft times these sketches are tossable garbage, but every now and then one is a real gem.
"Dude, I didn't know you could draw!"
"Me either, it was an insomnisketch."
by instrumentoffear May 19, 2009
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Suck Up Art

A generality, used to cause abstract thought in those who experience that which is KevRo.
"Yo KevRo, can I have one of those 'Suck Up Art' bumper stickers?"
"Certainly."
"What does the phrase mean, exactly?"
"Whatever you want it to mean."
by instrumentoffear May 27, 2009
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petarded

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.
"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"
by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009
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KevRo

The name of what was once an art gallery in Pineapple Grove of Delray Beach, Florida, owned and operated by Kevin Rouse. The name is a play on words for Kevin, it is a conjunction of his first and last name. He currently owns a pub/art gallery where amazing live events are held called "KevRo's Art Bar".
"Where you going tonight?"
"KevRo's Art Bar, there's a huge show there tonight. You should come with!"
by instrumentoffear May 27, 2009
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Corner

A word commonly known in the food service industry by servers who frequently enter and exit the kitchen with their hands full. Servers call out "Corner" as they approach the entryway to and from the kitchen when they have trays, glassware and/or plates in their hands. The purpose of this is to warn anyone who may be approaching from the other direction, unseen by the person calling out "Corner" and thus avoiding a collision and the subsequential spill of aforementioned plates/glassware. Servers new to the industry usually find themselves saying "Corner" out of work when they approach a corner, and it is cause for much laughter and embarrassment.
Thanks for not calling corner, now I have to remake all of these drinks, you asswipe!
by instrumentoffear May 08, 2009
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Anihilasted

When you are drunk to the point that people are going to have to explain to you what is going on right now when you see them next.
How can you drink so much vodka and not pass out?

I don't know, but I'm freaking anihilasted!
by instrumentoffear May 15, 2009
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Bromotion

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.
How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.
by instrumentoffear May 19, 2009
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