instrumentoffear's definitions
A multi-talented, self-taught, motivated freelance artist from South Florida who specializes in portraits in ball point pen.
by instrumentoffear November 8, 2011

Dissever is a different kind of rock/metal band out of Homestead FL. Originally formed by brothers Brian and Billy Jenkins, the band spent years trying out different vocalist, bassists, and guitarists before solidifying themselves as a four piece with Anthony Beaulieu on bass and Eddy Torres on vocals. Combining elements of classic rock, metal, industrial sounds, inventive song structures, and technicality. The band prides themselves on writing music they want to hear and what they feel works-instead of following the pack-allowing each song to have its own unique sound and style.
by instrumentoffear June 9, 2009

Delraydio is a live broadcast internet radio station based in Delray Beach, FL that plays classic and modern rock Monday through Friday and local bands Saturday and Sunday. Listeners can make requests and give feedback via the website. Delraydio, on some occasions, also has a live streaming studio cam so listeners can see the antics going on in the studio and see artists and musicians being interviewed.
Delraydio’s host, Larry Christman, is known for rearing his head at local nests such as Kevro Art Bar for their ‘Open-Mic’ night, or events such as the infamous “Kindness Festival” getting in touch with local bands/artists, his Macbook Pro in tow, for a live broadcast. He never misses an opportunity to get his feet wet, get out into the local scene, and be involved with his listening audience.
Delraydio’s host, Larry Christman, is known for rearing his head at local nests such as Kevro Art Bar for their ‘Open-Mic’ night, or events such as the infamous “Kindness Festival” getting in touch with local bands/artists, his Macbook Pro in tow, for a live broadcast. He never misses an opportunity to get his feet wet, get out into the local scene, and be involved with his listening audience.
by instrumentoffear June 5, 2009

"Yo KevRo, can I have one of those 'Suck Up Art' bumper stickers?"
"Certainly."
"What does the phrase mean, exactly?"
"Whatever you want it to mean."
"Certainly."
"What does the phrase mean, exactly?"
"Whatever you want it to mean."
by instrumentoffear May 27, 2009

A language of hyperbolic simile that white males use amongst one another. Most words are created on a whim, yet so obvious in intended meaning that it is unnecessary to ask their interpretation.
What are you, petarded?!
Cesar, I think YOU'RE petarded, for combining pretty and retarded to make up your own word!
It's brobonics dude, get with the program!
Cesar, I think YOU'RE petarded, for combining pretty and retarded to make up your own word!
It's brobonics dude, get with the program!
by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

A word commonly known in the food service industry by servers who frequently enter and exit the kitchen with their hands full. Servers call out "Corner" as they approach the entryway to and from the kitchen when they have trays, glassware and/or plates in their hands. The purpose of this is to warn anyone who may be approaching from the other direction, unseen by the person calling out "Corner" and thus avoiding a collision and the subsequential spill of aforementioned plates/glassware. Servers new to the industry usually find themselves saying "Corner" out of work when they approach a corner, and it is cause for much laughter and embarrassment.
by instrumentoffear May 7, 2009

When you are drunk to the point that people are going to have to explain to you what is going on right now when you see them next.
by instrumentoffear May 15, 2009
