instrumentoffear's definitions
The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.
How'd you get that KM position?
Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.
Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?
He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.
Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.
Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?
He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.
by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.
Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!
Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.
Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.
by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

A drawing or illustration done by one who is suffering from Insomnia and is bored to death. The pen finds its way into the person's hand and the next thing they know there is a work of art in front of them. Oft times these sketches are tossable garbage, but every now and then one is a real gem.
by instrumentoffear May 19, 2009
