Definitions by instrumentoffear

Anihilasted

When you are drunk to the point that people are going to have to explain to you what is going on right now when you see them next.

How can you drink so much vodka and not pass out?

I don't know, but I'm freaking anihilasted!

Anihilasted by instrumentoffear May 15, 2009

Corner 

A word commonly known in the food service industry by servers who frequently enter and exit the kitchen with their hands full. Servers call out "Corner" as they approach the entryway to and from the kitchen when they have trays, glassware and/or plates in their hands. The purpose of this is to warn anyone who may be approaching from the other direction, unseen by the person calling out "Corner" and thus avoiding a collision and the subsequential spill of aforementioned plates/glassware. Servers new to the industry usually find themselves saying "Corner" out of work when they approach a corner, and it is cause for much laughter and embarrassment.

Thanks for not calling corner, now I have to remake all of these drinks, you asswipe!

Corner by instrumentoffear May 7, 2009

petarded 

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

petarded by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009