35 definitions by immortal-jake

Cantankerous Gnome

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*

by immortal-jake May 10, 2006

Flesh-Vessel

A Term used for one's Body. What makes someone Who they are? Is it their Body, Their Soul or their mind? According to most Religions, when we Die, we get a New Body but the soul/mind move on. There for, Bodies are just Vessels made of Flesh to carry us through this life. The term "Flesh-Vessel" is meant to sound a little dirty because The Human Body is more or less a Disgusting thing.

Alex: I'm gonna go to the Gym to beef up the ol' Flesh-Vessel
Ben: You're gonna jerk off at the Gym?
Alex: my BODY man, not my wang.

by immortal-jake November 24, 2007

Sakawich

The name of the condition when a woman is so old, her nipples become grey.

"God, I can't take one more day working at that nursing home!"
"Yeah, if I had to sponge bathe that Sakawich I'd quit too"

by immortal-jake May 10, 2006

Gork Out

To over eat almost to the point of Vomiting.

1"I just got a Promotion. To Celibrate, I think I'll Gork Out on some Ice Cream"

2"Uhhg, this thanksgiving I Gorked Out and felt like I was gonna die!"

by immortal-jake April 27, 2006

Diced

A Term used when you've Cut someone. This Could be a Figurative Cut (As in, you insulted someone), or a Real Cut.

"Man, First that guy Wipped out his Katana and cut you, then he called your mom Fat... You got Double Diced"

by immortal-jake May 4, 2006

Waldo

The guy everyone dresses like which makes him hard to find. He was last seen with Carmen Sandiego.

"Where the Fuck is Waldo? He owes me Money"

by immortal-jake May 4, 2006

Parannoying

The fear that you annoy people.

Andi: I'll leave you alone if you want...
Sam: What? No. What gave you that impression?
Andi: I dunno... I guess I'm just Parannoying

by immortal-jake September 13, 2010