unenjoyment

Slang for the money that you get when you're unemployed.

You lost your job, but you're getting unenjoyment? That's cool.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003

snork

The early 80's underwater equivalent to the smurfs. Just like the smurfs, most any word can be replaced with the word snork.

I think I saw that guy's snork hanging out of his gym shorts!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003

meijer

A grocery chain based out of Michigan that Wal-Mart and Target stole their "superstore" format from. The company that laid me off.

What I wouldn't give to have my job at Meijer back...

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003

stoner

see basement dweller

Former President Clinton wasn't a stoner because he didn't "inhale".

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 04, 2003

Drip Dry

A move that females have perfected as a result of no toilet paper/lack of sanitary conditions.

1. The bathroom at the BP didn't have toilet paper, so I had to drip dry.

2. After seeing how that basement dweller lives, I opted against the toilet paper and pulled a drip dry.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003

Ohio

1. Toilet of the Midwest
2. Home of Fangboner Road - as seen from the Ohio Turnpike
3. A wooded wonderland that is confusing if you get lost.
4. Oh yeah, Cedar Point is there, too.

Thanks for catching Lake Erie on Fire, Ohio!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003

Levar Burton

The host of Reading Rainbow.

You don't have to take my word for it.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance November 15, 2003