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In Illinois, a Muslim that's really your neighbor and working in a 7-11 type joint, a factory or in the medical field in the mid-2000s -- they were often attending Glenbard East and College of DuPage. The Pattern of Diagnosis chronicled an Americanized Muslim doctor that was female who didn't have the hijab as I was a classmate with one in Glenbard East as she often sparred with the males in Judo class and took them down before the teacher said Matte. When September 11, 2001, happened there were a lot of us in Chicago who became worried if this happened in the city instead of New York, because the first place they'd target is Glendale Heights and Bloomingdale, Illinois, because of the Muslim population in the apartments along Fullerton near Glen Oaks as a number of them worked in the medical field. A female version of one might have the balls to sport an American Flag hijab like the one who showed up on Fox News Channel. These are the Muslims who often are trying to speak out against the Islamophobia as sometimes the subject of honor killing shows up in the states ala Scottsdale, AZ.
When you think the Muslim population in Illinois, you have to speak out against the damned stereo types that Chick Tracts often portray or those who are IFB and Jack Van Impe aka The Walking Bible's attitude towards those who are Muslim. A DuPage Muslim you may never know may be operating on your bullet wounds or doing open heart surgery on you; what would you do -- allow them to save your life or in the name of God of IFB's bleed to death and face what Jack T. Chick imagines as The Blank. In 2013, what was originally First Assembly of God in the 1990s became a mosque as Wheaton, Illinois was in for a rude awakening as the educator they singled out for wearing a Hijab. Arabic Christians also address God as Allah like the Muslims do.
by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
Get the DuPage Muslimmug. similar to a message board troll but one that puts a lot of untrue things about a person on their blog and pass it off as truth.
livejournal has a lot of these they spawned off to be fandomwank -- that community if full of blogtrolls
by illinoishorrorman August 5, 2010
Get the blogtrollmug. A creative nonfiction writer's term for those who are fanfiction writers who get celebrated and urinate on those in original fiction trying to gain a readership or those who had introduced creative nonfiction to indie publications. It's up there with busting a fabulist or authors who get their journalistic sources from Fandom_Wank.
The Queen of Gargoyle Fanfic had been producing illicit lit since the mid-1990s. Along with her peetards shit on a piece that made waves since 2002 that's the creative nonfiction successor to The Tell-Tale Heart.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
Get the Illicit litmug. 1.) The Utah counterpart to the f-bomb. Though they don't realize it's a racist term for those of the Philippines
2.) Latter Day Saints -- it's known as their many almost cuss words, as No Cussing Club tries to get people thinking it sounds cool. RationalWiki likes to mess with them some as one did have a little fun with them when a guy was saying Cock and Piss. The controversial censorship advocate emerged when An Eye In Shadows was first published in 2007. One blog points out 1 Samuel 20:30 that the paraphrase of it comes to be "son of a bitch" or "whoreson" -- the things even Mormons don't even understand with the King James Version they so hold so sacredly that when they hear piss, bastard, or some of the others they might have their virgin ears violated.
3.) in remodeling it's a term that Vanilla Ice uses when he rebuilds real estate. As this is a noted side career he had since the 1990s as he does this with $1,000,000 mansions. The founding member of E'nuff Z Nuff also had an impressive side career as a showrunner for Shock Jock Mancow Muller. But this word has a few meanings pending on the spectrum it comes from.
2.) Latter Day Saints -- it's known as their many almost cuss words, as No Cussing Club tries to get people thinking it sounds cool. RationalWiki likes to mess with them some as one did have a little fun with them when a guy was saying Cock and Piss. The controversial censorship advocate emerged when An Eye In Shadows was first published in 2007. One blog points out 1 Samuel 20:30 that the paraphrase of it comes to be "son of a bitch" or "whoreson" -- the things even Mormons don't even understand with the King James Version they so hold so sacredly that when they hear piss, bastard, or some of the others they might have their virgin ears violated.
3.) in remodeling it's a term that Vanilla Ice uses when he rebuilds real estate. As this is a noted side career he had since the 1990s as he does this with $1,000,000 mansions. The founding member of E'nuff Z Nuff also had an impressive side career as a showrunner for Shock Jock Mancow Muller. But this word has a few meanings pending on the spectrum it comes from.
When I discuss the word 'Flip' I am going to discuss definitions 1 and 2 -- as I found a website talking about this called from Kelsey Berteaux and Jannalee Rosner titled"Darn, Flip or Nothing At All" as they had a short-hair crew cut with clean shaven with his hand over his mouth.
If this was used with "The Cabbie Homicide," "The Pattern of Diagnosis," or "Wandering In Darkness" they wouldn't have their sting -- using flip in these would make them sound phony, but 'fuck' gave them the attitude that got some of them published. You want a Latter Day Saint swearing at you for real -- make a joke about their founder being a womanizing pig who can't keep his sex life in check and was the model idea for what would be known as the short film known as "The Tar Baby." Noted as a 19th century equal to a dingo as in he was marrying a few who revealed to be a gerbil as Saturday Night Live coined this one.
Chicago's slang terms well some of them are rooted in profanity such as asswipe and if you want to give the finger to someone, catch them doing DIBS when putting a lawn chair on a parking place you shoveled out for your car. Buzzfeed also has something about Evangelical using a form of pseudo-swearing as my church mates at College Church where trying to break me out of saying the word "shit."
If this was used with "The Cabbie Homicide," "The Pattern of Diagnosis," or "Wandering In Darkness" they wouldn't have their sting -- using flip in these would make them sound phony, but 'fuck' gave them the attitude that got some of them published. You want a Latter Day Saint swearing at you for real -- make a joke about their founder being a womanizing pig who can't keep his sex life in check and was the model idea for what would be known as the short film known as "The Tar Baby." Noted as a 19th century equal to a dingo as in he was marrying a few who revealed to be a gerbil as Saturday Night Live coined this one.
Chicago's slang terms well some of them are rooted in profanity such as asswipe and if you want to give the finger to someone, catch them doing DIBS when putting a lawn chair on a parking place you shoveled out for your car. Buzzfeed also has something about Evangelical using a form of pseudo-swearing as my church mates at College Church where trying to break me out of saying the word "shit."
by illinoishorrorman February 18, 2018
Get the flipmug. Heavy Metal band from Chicago in the vein of BlackSabbath been around since 1979 as the long standing members did an offshoot act based on their album The Skull. Their sound is wide ranging from Christian tinged lyrics to Psychedelic poetics. Psalm 9/The Skull are two of their haymakers and Plastic Green Head is equally respected.
If you're in Chicago and you listen to heavy metal it's a good chance you might have one or two Trouble albums if your collection. That's if you can find them.
by illinoishorrorman September 4, 2015
Get the Troublemug. A defunct Wordpress blog from an arrested criminal that was a class of 1994, at Glenbard East who ran into classmate who eventually wrote the true crime yarn, The Cabbie Homicide -- as this one is a chronicled big name fan of the jam band Phish. Noted everyone else knows they are less than talented as they replaced The Grateful Dead in the 1990s. Their fanbase are known as phans as they also follow the act infamous for dumping 800 pounds of turdage on unsuspecting tourists. The light blue blog has appeal in underground heavy metal communities as being the counterpart to Fox News Channel and CBS News -- the candid life blogger with real reporting.
Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.
Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.
The light blue blog in 2014 had an investigative report of a classmate blogger behind the wordpress presence of The Sloping Companion as he later found that some were bitching about his fraud practices around the same time this came up. The wife at the time came and revealed that he knocked her up when she was just eighteen as he was a borderline pedophile -- he tried to sue the author of An Eye In Shadows for ten large, as this one threatened to cannibalize him like a Portillo's Hot Dog, in another blog entry the author took a barb implying if he wants to enjoy the taste of human meat, hands him a cleaver, suggests him to cut off his own limbs and cook them up in the back.
by illinoishorrorman May 9, 2018
Get the The Sloping Companionmug. A horror story on FictionPress and was on the e-zine The House of Pain, it's a slash fanfiction writer's nightmare as the author who wrote it took a very hard swipe at those who lift copyrighted properties and rule34 them. Fandom Weirdness addresses real person fiction as he does the form at his own expense as he treats the style like writing creative nonfiction. The story was a forerunner to creepypasta as it's one that it was a little more toned down from his true crime outing as he kept the swearing to a minimum in the first introduction. The writers who found it on The House of Pain noticed it came from an angle that was very much unexplored for a writer yet to be published in print as it sparked controversial responses. It's coined House of Pain's most controversial dark horse. The LGBT community are the ones who want to spear him the most as comments suggesting he needs to be the bottom of anal with no Vaseline.
Slash writers would pull the snacky's law retort as they would bully the author first when they would try to make fandoms from his original content. It's noted for the quote from R. L. Stine. He also introduced the Chick Tracts to the horror lexicon as he when he was 18 had passed them out until he enrolled in college and examined the movement with his blog where he at great length pointed out their fallacy. He used strong language in the blog entry as he did with his cult horror output as he got a following as high up as Huffington Weird.
Slash writers would pull the snacky's law retort as they would bully the author first when they would try to make fandoms from his original content. It's noted for the quote from R. L. Stine. He also introduced the Chick Tracts to the horror lexicon as he when he was 18 had passed them out until he enrolled in college and examined the movement with his blog where he at great length pointed out their fallacy. He used strong language in the blog entry as he did with his cult horror output as he got a following as high up as Huffington Weird.
slash fanfiction writer: did you read that horror story?
other fangirl: what one is that?
The Bara fanboy: Are you two talking about The Fandom Writer?
Slash fangirl: The fucker drew 43 reviews from torqued fan fiction writers.
All of them: oh shit he's borrowing from pundits as he's also a Conservative
fanfic lesbian: Shit he's the same writer who introduced an alleged true crime yarn in the vein of Edgar Allan Poe. This freaked out the community that was Goth Community on LiveJournal as he was noted for having his diary-x journal linked back as the maintainer.
Gossip blogger: I looked into the case, he wasn't making it up as the local newspaper the true crime yarn originated reported on it from 1993-1994. The insight he gave played into the articles themselves as the lines from Cabbie mirror the article. Though he hasn't seen it in years as he wrote this entirely from memory and cited the high school paper as they had a piece on the subjects.
Fandom_wank: let's troll this one and violate his copyrights. He's published and a public figure. We'll cite Encyclopedia Dramatica and ljdrama as our journalistic sources. In 2004 -- LiveJournal user fallofrain decided to take a shit on the story on a community called Marysues. It's safe to say the slash community was torqued because of the implied faggot jokes in the story.
other fangirl: what one is that?
The Bara fanboy: Are you two talking about The Fandom Writer?
Slash fangirl: The fucker drew 43 reviews from torqued fan fiction writers.
All of them: oh shit he's borrowing from pundits as he's also a Conservative
fanfic lesbian: Shit he's the same writer who introduced an alleged true crime yarn in the vein of Edgar Allan Poe. This freaked out the community that was Goth Community on LiveJournal as he was noted for having his diary-x journal linked back as the maintainer.
Gossip blogger: I looked into the case, he wasn't making it up as the local newspaper the true crime yarn originated reported on it from 1993-1994. The insight he gave played into the articles themselves as the lines from Cabbie mirror the article. Though he hasn't seen it in years as he wrote this entirely from memory and cited the high school paper as they had a piece on the subjects.
Fandom_wank: let's troll this one and violate his copyrights. He's published and a public figure. We'll cite Encyclopedia Dramatica and ljdrama as our journalistic sources. In 2004 -- LiveJournal user fallofrain decided to take a shit on the story on a community called Marysues. It's safe to say the slash community was torqued because of the implied faggot jokes in the story.
by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018
Get the The Fandom Writermug.