Trouble

Heavy Metal band from Chicago in the vein of BlackSabbath been around since 1979 as the long standing members did an offshoot act based on their album The Skull. Their sound is wide ranging from Christian tinged lyrics to Psychedelic poetics. Psalm 9/The Skull are two of their haymakers and Plastic Green Head is equally respected.
If you're in Chicago and you listen to heavy metal it's a good chance you might have one or two Trouble albums if your collection. That's if you can find them.
by illinoishorrorman September 04, 2015
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The Sloping Companion

A defunct Wordpress blog from an arrested criminal that was a class of 1994, at Glenbard East who ran into classmate who eventually wrote the true crime yarn, The Cabbie Homicide -- as this one is a chronicled big name fan of the jam band Phish. Noted everyone else knows they are less than talented as they replaced The Grateful Dead in the 1990s. Their fanbase are known as phans as they also follow the act infamous for dumping 800 pounds of turdage on unsuspecting tourists. The light blue blog has appeal in underground heavy metal communities as being the counterpart to Fox News Channel and CBS News -- the candid life blogger with real reporting.

Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.
The light blue blog in 2014 had an investigative report of a classmate blogger behind the wordpress presence of The Sloping Companion as he later found that some were bitching about his fraud practices around the same time this came up. The wife at the time came and revealed that he knocked her up when she was just eighteen as he was a borderline pedophile -- he tried to sue the author of An Eye In Shadows for ten large, as this one threatened to cannibalize him like a Portillo's Hot Dog, in another blog entry the author took a barb implying if he wants to enjoy the taste of human meat, hands him a cleaver, suggests him to cut off his own limbs and cook them up in the back.
by illinoishorrorman May 09, 2018
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A facebook page of a 1611 Speak Fundie that buys into the Flood Geology and pushes the academia from those who went to Pensacola Bible College as academic insight. He was caught slandering Bloodgood in facebook chat with The Cabbie Homicide writer and The Ethereal Gazette publisher. Noted for peddling his group -- GENESIS: Origin of Truth as he sees the Genesis creation narrative as literal as it's supposed to be seen as allegory. He's a noted Young Earth Creationist in the vein of Fucking Cartoon and Uneducated Huskster. He is a member of the group, Kent Hovind: the Man, the Ministry, and the Message.
Since the wordpress blog known as the light blue blog in 2014, did "King James Only Examined" a sub-sect of the Fundie website Creation Liberty Evangelism and the follower of that group, The Fundamentalist Fundie who is a King James Only meme based cybervangelist who pushes a true willful ignorance.

Noted for starting a public fight with An Eye In Shadows author and trying to parrot, James 3:8 at him as he pulled "Your timing really sucks donkey dick" as he yanked out a photograph giving the highway salute. The insufferable asshole is known to have more than one facebook account with the same name. As revealed he is active with several groups such as Independent Fundamental Baptist KJB Bible Believers.
by illinoishorrorman February 15, 2018
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Perez Hilton

The gossip blogger that The Cabbie Homicide writer took aim at on facebook via video for his frequent practice of copyright infringement as the gossip blogger The Rusty Nail takes aim at the publisher since 2005 when she was going as Sam Young. The copyrape blogger exposethetard violated many of his copyrights as it would watermark his old photos ala Gothic.net regulars under the Darren era as he got fired over his bullying. Noted the turning point was having found out the author used a photo of him in a tux and then drained the lizard on it as he photographed the aftermath. It was uploaded to Xanga as those in the underground horror circles had mixed reactions not sure whether to laugh their head off or be pissed (no pun intended.) Perez Hilton is the one that been known to out other donut punchers into being a fellow shit-stabber himself. Someone who became famous for yellow journalism (or the term being a piss blogger.)
Oh fuck Perez Hilton is raping copyrights again? Oh hell no -- a light blue blog where the entries are fact checked and employing youtube documentaries to add to the punch is on the bastard, here comes the curb stomp beatdown verbally as he's the Republican version who uses harsher language. He's noted for even sniping on classmates because some refused to speak up when he caught Something Awful lifting his most enduring creative nonfiction outing. He found the photo of the classmate on a Jail site then took a photo flipping the bird at the mugshot, then called the blog "Faustian Bargain." Hilton you really should be worried when the light blue blog is giving you the riot act.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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twitter

One of the most writer un-friendly websites out there. Designed for talking trash. The thought police will block you if you make remarks that are beyond hostile or touch a nerve that goes into the realm of slamming pedophiles as Jared Fogle and Ian Watkins of Lostprophets were on the receiving end of a hashtag reaming.
I've seen what Darren McKeeman pulled after he was fired from Gothic.net, still enraged that his photo in a tux was used as urinal cake and photographed the aftermath. He up and created a fake twitter account of me and seen other fake accounts pop up as well.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
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Fucking Cartoon

"Dr." Kent Hovind as I had called him this via my facebook page. Noted as Eric posted, "The swearing. Not Cool."

The now hilarious crack became the taunt of human-dinosaur coexistence dogma. As "Flintstones Christianity" and "Cartoon Theology" emerged from the joke as it came from the barrage of tumblr posts I did. I had seen his followers attempt to use Answers in Genesis as a website to refute me as I was using real science websites and the local CBS affiliate which did an article about The Tully Monster fossil at Mazon Creek in Grundy County. Shrews sent me sketch of this after writing my crossover into Science Fiction the first time.

The actual exchanges became the FictionPress biting science fiction satire, The Thing That One Finds based from Forbes, a thesis I found on Academia.edu which deconstructed the thesis from the pseudo-college Patriot University as Rational Wiki also chronicled. I had pointed out I was an accidental curator of a museum in print as I coined the terms "Museum of Nothing" and "Bullshit Museum" as these alleged creation "science" museums are.
Eric Hovind via "Dr." Kent Hovind's page, "As for the swearing. Not cool"

Me -- "Kent, if you believe humans and dinosaurs co-existed it would not look like the Flintstones but more like Carnosaur, you Fucking Cartoon."

I went to the YouTube video page where "Yer a Fucktard" video is hosted, my comment "He's a fucking cartoon" as the creator was cracking up because I was fresh from making the crack on Hovind's facebook page via my own public page as a comment. Oh shit, Uneducated Huckster blocked me twice -- first on facebook then on twatter oh that's cute :laughing: go to a community college and take a few real science classes huckster. The barbs on Creation "Science" Evangelism's facebook page became darker and edgier as I invoked jokes referring to Richard Matheson and H. P. Lovecraft as the setup for the zing at the King James Version Only offspring. Implying going to one of their Independent Baptist church services with Richard Matheson's book "Nightmare At 20,000 Feet" and opening to the story called The Children of Noah. The Call of Cthulhu reference got some howls. Some in horror circles noted, "Not even Turtle Boy had the stones to do that. And even funnier you invoked controversy just for laughs."

Two Ton Anvil cracks, "You just love poking a stick in a hornets nest." Even more howls ensue from the heavy metal community as I pulled out Iron Maiden's myspace playlist on the tumblr post with the Ken Ham vs. Bill Nye debate.
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
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Educated Everyman

A character that the Cabbie Homicide author coined when he does metafiction and real person fiction at his own expense as he does the style known as Real Person Horror (there are rules in the form as don't kill the real person off because they might have a sick fuck inspired by this. See stalker as those who are MarySue might wonder if this is a variation of the development. The character is usually had some college or self-educated (ie attended a community college) and well versed in unexplored subject matter as the roots come from Western Philosophy. As this is often stems from the roots of Amateur Sleth and Philosophical literature; as it's an archtype drawn from problem novels and modeled after Wes Craven's research for material sometimes coming up with subject matter from the same source material but not plagiarism. The character is modeled from Richard Matheson's horror output as he uses real places and real neighborhoods -- a variation of the badass normal coined by TVTropes. The character is a blue collar but transplanted into academia as the origins come from GlendaleHeights and CarolStream. Such characters are a combination of book and street smart as the character is common with urban fiction.
What is an Educated Everyman? The heavy metal pastor who weighed in on the King James Only Movement is the archetype for this character when they're much older. TVTropes would consider the archetype of the Greek philosopher Aesop but minus the funny talking animals. What ever you do, just don't steal their walkman in Cabrini Green because they will give you chase at full sprint.
by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018
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