Another Hope

The infamous fanfiction 'novel' lifting from the fourth installment of Star Wars by Lori Jareo as she gave self-publishing a lot of unwanted controversy. Let's just say George Lucas was more than a little pissed. It emerged as the Gothic short story The Typewriter was purchased for First North American rights for Tales of the Talisman as the writer was developing his second sequel to the flagship anthology at the time. Nick Matamas a rival author in the Horror Writers Association reported on the Lori Jareo debacle as he was invoking flame bait about the book appearing on major channels in 2006. Let's just say a lot of us who worked with the print on demand vehicle were pissed at her. Holden's Counterpart puts the pseudo-novelist on the spot.
I am sure if you're doing a novel where the characters are not yours you're pulling another like that damn novel Another Hope. That novel made it hard for a lot of us who wrote original material to be taken seriously.
by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018
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the light blue blog

It's the nickname of An Author's Blog during the 2012-2014 era; it's the blog of the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette that does in depth investigative journalism that goes further than some of the major news sources. The noted blog entries "King James Only Examined," "Faustian Bargain," "I Don't Understand (This World)" and "Lying Bastards All Around," then noted for coining Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair as he was scammed by the serial plagiarist in the HWA and SFWA in 2007 then finding out about it in 2010 around Halloween. Noted for being home on WordPress.com.
The noted blog of the writer of An Eye In Shadows that paired with Tumblr been prone to engage in Twitter and LiveJournal gangups as seen them in the comments on his own blog, the re-emergence of the blog became noted as the light blue blog that took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was feuding with Smashing Pumpkins lead singer and fellow Glendale Heights notable. Candid life meets in depth reporting as he's often telling the truth at the expense of the rest of the factions of the genre industry busting their corrupt politics. Noted in 2007-2008 to coin Piss Blogger when addressing blogtrolls on YouTube as he saw Something Awful lifting his senior picture as the joke "Hogwarts School of Tabloid and Investigative Journalists" was born from it. He uses documentaries found on youtube to give his investigative entries more venom -- "King James Only Examined" and "Scaring People For Al Time" are the two that caught the most wind for being extremely investigative. His introduction to Buzzfeed was an expose of a former Cradle of Filth backing vocalist suggesting she needed to educate herself further before saying something out of ignorance.
by illinoishorrorman February 11, 2018
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K-Y Taunt

When a police officer pulls out personal lube on a criminal; especially a cop-killer or chomo. This one happened in Florida! WKRN News 2 in Jacksonville reported on this as the police officer gave the attempted murderer a little gift as in the personal lubricant. Maine Gov. Paul LePage would easy had made the crack as in 2013 Sen. Andrew Ian Dodge (1967-2014) reported for the Huffington Post on a similar remark.
Only In Florida a police officer would pull a K-Y Taunt as in pulling out a bottle of K-Y Jelly to a nineteen year old who was going away to prison in the courtroom, "You will need this where you're going!" The one taunted was 21 year old, Kevin Rojas, as it was documented on twitter.

“I brought a little gift for you,” the officer told Rojas, according to Action News Jax. “You will need it where you are going.”

Some on twitter were groaning because the cop made a gleeful rape joke; as in what to avoid in prison aka contracting the monster.
by illinoishorrorman March 11, 2018
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Cyberbully

an asshole that goes around making doctored pictures and saying it's the particular publication. They would go and harass publishers in message boards and offer pirated written works. Often disreguard the DMCA and would go as far as committing a crime called harassment by phone and harassment by wire. In other words, a writer's worst nightmare.
AngryInIllinois is the classic cyberbully, using fake domains and libious content and passes it off as fact.
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nonfic

The slang term in fanfiction net when they have a journalist invading the website. When they get outted as a fanfiction writer they try to come up with something insulting to creative nonfiction writers. "The1upguy" on fanfiction.net tried to slander a creative nonfiction writer as he saw Holden's Counterpart as he saw that the barb was directed at him as he got on him for saying "fuck" in an abrasive way. Hack is one of the slurs that creative nonfiction writers get from both the fictional and fanfiction communities as they're seen as the bastard child of the literary community. The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five, Tales of the Talisman Vol 2.1, Withersin: Birth Issue, Dark Gothic Resurrected: Autumn '07, and The Ethereal Gazette: Issue 10 as Shock Totem saw the trend of creative nonfiction getting a macabre treatment too. Though The Ethereal Gazette is the one that ushered the form in the independent press circuit as a token paying market in 2005.
Fanfiction writer one: FUCK we got one of those invading fandom.
What's that?

A goddamn nonfic as he invaded the site with a vengeance as he took a swipe at what he called pseudo-novelists.
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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expose

An elaborate fuck you when journalists put a beat down on a subject freight-trained is when you have an expose with abrasive language were it has the wolf ticket moments. The anger comes out when you catch someone editing your wordpress comments to make them look like a fucking suckup when in truth you did a really crushing comeback. (I.E. Mary Sangiovanni with her infamous "decades of therapy" tirade and the "I am sure she's just being nice" as she dissed a far-off friendship.)

Some of the responses have a lot of innuendo to pointing out that her entire hometown are village idiots that never seen controversy before, calling one a racist in a multi-cultural 20th Century village is asking for a witch hunt on par to the Salem Witch Trials. Pointing out to Kealan Patrick Burke how he introduced a cussing dog trope when one wrote a much harder story that was backed up by articles in Chicago Tribune spoke of the subject as well. It's also known as the takedown piece in journalism. Using this to invoke Hostile Editing to Archive of our Own's Fanlore when one had pointed out facts about some of the guilty parties of Fandom_Wank when the vlog entry appeared that was the set up for the most notorious horror story to appear in 2011 which was published in Emanations. The book I Fired God is an expose of Fundie and places Duggar on the spot.
The expose "Boycotting Truth" rebukes not only Kealan Patrick Burke but also those who ignore the contributions the author did introducing creative nonfiction to the independent press as he got published for this. He caught SomethingAwful lifting his material and one of them turned out to be a fan of Kealan's as well as a mutual follower, as his other fans called him a retard. The piece points out he told the truth about Burke and his fans got their journalistic sources about the writer on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
by illinoishorrorman March 22, 2018
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Encyclopedia Dramatica

Pseudo-journalistic troll website where they faithfully follow the fannish fabulist The Rusty Nail aka the assumed name of Russel Nayle on Associated Content and on Christine Morgan's so called projects that lifted my first science fiction outing. They reported some on Lostprophets lead singer convicted of baby-fuck. They're not too fond of me going back to the days of LJDrama as I took aim at them in An Eye In Shadows though this current incarnation of the piece of shit turned on it's creator, Sherrod DeGrippo aka Sherrod DeHippo to those who caught the libel queen in the act.

They lifted my then Xanga blog at the time as they were updated as I laid into my former boss when they kicked me off as I got my full catalog back at the time An Eye In Shadows fires into them as I fired into Mindset of Fandom Wank as they got their sources from this website. In the piece Bully: A Study I point out that S. E. Cox got her sources from the fucks at Fandom Wank. They're tabloid journalistic rejects who don't do their fucking homework as many in the industry took aim at me based on the information this bullshit website provided as one of the admins of Vampirefreaks also took aim at them.
I thought they were rough on me; Goddamn the pseudojournalists at Encyclopedia Dramatica took collective aim at Ian Watkins of Lostprophets as my friends from Novembers Doom had a priceless hashtag when Blabbermouth reported on them via facebook.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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