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no not never

a phrase often used by someone who would rather emphatically reject the possibility of a proposed scenario than offer a self-reflective and genuine response.

bc "no not never" is almost always a knee-jerk or automatic denial, those on the receiving end of the term usually suspect that the protagonist has deep-rooted issues and is, therefore, projecting the issue off of his/herself rather than reflecting on what caused the aversion to self-reflection in the first place.
MANNY: cord, you gay a.f.
CORD: i mean, i don't think i am but i guess if i lived forever maybe i would get bored and try but for now i've only been into ladies. do you think you're gay, ma--?
MANNY: no not never. fuck you punches cord in the dick
by idtst July 9, 2017
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irt

acronym standing for "in real time"

when added to a sentence or exchange of information, "irt"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant.

real time: live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now
YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 irt. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.

it's 7:52 a.m. irt but by the time you read this it could be evening.
by idtst August 13, 2016
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bussy

when you have sex in the butt part of your pussy.
BRETT: went out w/ a fine ass honey last night
DAMON: was his bussy boppin
BRETT: fuck off
by idtst May 11, 2020
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winter bear

the most dangerous bear of all. (can also be applied to people who are ticking time bombs)

known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.

in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.

ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.

RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
by idtst March 17, 2020
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TIMs

acronym for trans-identified male commonly used by the TERF community to describe a group of people they consider unworthy of identifying as female.
ABBY: TIMs should be banned from attending women’s rights events.

REGINA: why? isn’t feminism about equal treament of all genders.

ABBY: shut your whore mouth you woman hating bitch.
by idtst January 25, 2019
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yuck my yum

when you throw shade at anything another person shows affinity for. specifically when you hate on something a person indicates they like, esp right after they first express their affection. most applicable in a group setting.
TAIQUAK: haha, i know right?! this is gonna sound weird but i love the sound of air raid sirens.

KIKI: you a freak i always knew it. someone make this kid leave now before he serial kill in here.

ASIA: shut up kiki, you always yuck a yum, be real we know you have your kinks. you just too afraid to say it outa fear some mess gonna talk shit at you the same way you yucking on taiquak’s yum - like on his air raid sirens. try me. yuck my yum
by idtst June 23, 2022
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wook

a type of waking up that negatively affects you or results in consequences. often accompanied by a panicked and frenzied attempt to undo what cannot be undone.

used in place of “woke up late” or “my alarm clock didn’t go off” when don’t wake up up in time

when you’re late to work cause wook up late
ALMA: why’d they fire Tracy when he’s our top sales guy?
TAYLOR: boss told him he had to start coming in on time but he wook up almost every day last week.
by idtst April 11, 2020
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