JESSE: i’m going to flee bc i don’t want to get arrested for the crime we commited. plus my ucle’s gonna put me up in his argentinian masion on the atlantic so i don’t face extradition
MIA: tmwy
MIA: tmwy
by idtst October 31, 2018
when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)
literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it
literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it
ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry
ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.
MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry
ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.
MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry
by idtst May 28, 2018
by idtst July 29, 2017
when a redditor has a cake symbol next to their username, it is your honor to wish them a “happy cake day” bc it is their reddit birthday. aka anniversary of the creation of their reddit account.
COMMENT THREAD:
AMAL44269<cake symbol>: this is a repost. you’re dumb
<comment reply to amal44269>
BOOTYHAVER420: Cake me the FUCK up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy cake day hAppy CaKe DaY 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 cAKEdaY right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy cake day.
AMAL44269<cake symbol>: this is a repost. you’re dumb
<comment reply to amal44269>
BOOTYHAVER420: Cake me the FUCK up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy cake day hAppy CaKe DaY 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 cAKEdaY right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy cake day.
by idtst November 07, 2018
GIA: what are they like?
LEIGHTON: men.
GIA: oh -so not that great?
LEIGHTON: well yes, actually. but i meant to type “meh”
LEIGHTON: men.
GIA: oh -so not that great?
LEIGHTON: well yes, actually. but i meant to type “meh”
by idtst June 02, 2018
(p.e.g. is a term commonly used in the narrative of the fifth release of the far cry franchise.)
PEG - an acronym for "Project Eden's Gate"
-a PEG refers to anyone allied w/ FC5's antagonist, a cult known as, "the project at eden's gate." the protagonist, i.e., player, aims to take down the cult (& anyone affiliated) therefore all allied communication refers to cult-affiliates as PEG or PEGGIES.
PEG - an acronym for "Project Eden's Gate"
-a PEG refers to anyone allied w/ FC5's antagonist, a cult known as, "the project at eden's gate." the protagonist, i.e., player, aims to take down the cult (& anyone affiliated) therefore all allied communication refers to cult-affiliates as PEG or PEGGIES.
GUY: i may never have gone to war but if them fuckin p.e.g. gies come after my family - i'm m sure as hell gonna give them war.
by idtst May 28, 2018
live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now, this very moment
when added to a sentence or exchange of information, the stamp of "in real time"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant. see irt (i.r.t.)
when added to a sentence or exchange of information, the stamp of "in real time"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant. see irt (i.r.t.)
it's 7:52 a.m. in real time but by the time you read this it could be evening.
YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 in real time. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 in real time. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
by idtst August 13, 2016