28 definitions by idtst
JESSE: i’m going to flee bc i don’t want to get arrested for the crime we commited. plus my ucle’s gonna put me up in his argentinian masion on the atlantic so i don’t face extradition
MIA: tmwy
MIA: tmwy
by idtst November 1, 2018
the most dangerous bear of all. (can also be applied to people who are ticking time bombs)
known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
by idtst March 18, 2020
by idtst August 11, 2018
ALEX: after he killed my puppy, roger slept w/ my mom and jacked her cigs & wallet.
MIKA: hkd roger.
ALEX: pretty much.
MIKA: hkd roger.
ALEX: pretty much.
by idtst April 16, 2017
when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)
literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it
literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it
ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry
ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.
MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry
ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.
MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry
by idtst April 20, 2018
acronym standing for "in real time"
when added to a sentence or exchange of information, "irt"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant.
real time: live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now
when added to a sentence or exchange of information, "irt"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant.
real time: live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now
YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 irt. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
it's 7:52 a.m. irt but by the time you read this it could be evening.
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 irt. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
it's 7:52 a.m. irt but by the time you read this it could be evening.
by idtst August 14, 2016
going fucking nuts, owning the moment, getting lit, doing it like a boss, and/or raging while doing whatever it is you’re currently doing
CHARLES: come to the beach dude, it’s wild. we’re fcuking sending it out of the park.
RORY: i’m gonna go to the bar instead.
CHARLES: kendrick just caught a shark w/ his barehands & larissa just stole a boat so she’d have somewhere to smoke blunts topless like riahanna.
RORY: holy shit you guys ARE sending it hard. i’ll head over now
RORY: i’m gonna go to the bar instead.
CHARLES: kendrick just caught a shark w/ his barehands & larissa just stole a boat so she’d have somewhere to smoke blunts topless like riahanna.
RORY: holy shit you guys ARE sending it hard. i’ll head over now
by idtst May 6, 2018