1. A person or robot you receive in a commercial call.
2. One of those times its O.K. to feel like you wanna kill someone.
3. Makes you wish you had Caller ID or even a Telezapper.
2. One of those times its O.K. to feel like you wanna kill someone.
3. Makes you wish you had Caller ID or even a Telezapper.
"You've got four seconds to hang up this phone, you halfwit telemarketer, and never call this number again."
by idonthavaname July 19, 2006
1. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE
2. An oversized chuck of steel that idiots use to drive five miles from their house into town to cash in their paycheck.
2. An oversized chuck of steel that idiots use to drive five miles from their house into town to cash in their paycheck.
by idonthavaname October 05, 2006
1. A stupid plastic box with a CRT, plastic casing (sometimes bestowed with wood paneling if its from 1978), and a glass screen designed to keep people in their homes.
2. Corporatism's source of pocketing new customers with their ill-quality products.
3. Something to sit and stare at if you want to see the forecast, or see people get killed.
2. Corporatism's source of pocketing new customers with their ill-quality products.
3. Something to sit and stare at if you want to see the forecast, or see people get killed.
Television sucks, and its completely stupid, which is why I don't say "television"; I call it the "idiot box"
by idonthavaname August 25, 2006
A system of parts created in America in order to get from point A to Point B. In fact, its the least it can do; spend $35,000 on a chunk of steel that could fit a circus and takes more fuel to get to the corner grocer if compared to the amount of fuel needed to get to the moon.
Stay away from American cars. Mercedes-Benz was the first; I think by now you realize who knows how to engineer.
by idonthavaname October 01, 2006
1. A device that was once originally used to speak to another person whose location is a significant or considerable distance apart from you, but now it is a confirmation that you would like to receive free calls from telemarketers.
2. Something teenagers use far too much.
2. Something teenagers use far too much.
-Phone Rings-
Person: Hello?
Telemarketer: Thank you for purchasing a telephone, you are now eligible to receive calls so you can get discounts on HOT products.
Person: Fuck off. -Hangs up- ...I didn't buy a phone to get the hell annoyed out of me...
Person: Hello?
Telemarketer: Thank you for purchasing a telephone, you are now eligible to receive calls so you can get discounts on HOT products.
Person: Fuck off. -Hangs up- ...I didn't buy a phone to get the hell annoyed out of me...
by idonthavaname August 02, 2006
A term used by hicks in Vermont, Maine and New Hampshire to describe people who come from other states; usually a negative connotation used by hicks because they are envious that people from others states know how to make money and can't realize that you won't make cash worth a barrel of shit on a farm or a gas station out in the woods.
by idonthavaname September 23, 2006
1. A sick, retarded, and idiotic species whose degree of intelligence makes life and reality worse off than it could be.
2. Something racists just can't realize.
3. The root of all problems.
2. Something racists just can't realize.
3. The root of all problems.
1. Martian: Dude, the humans just started another war over a puddle of water.
Other Martian: Really? Last week it was a tree, they are really embarrassing themselves.
Martians: Yeah, but still, they make nice fireworks.
2. If I think on it long enough, I'll feel like shit knowing what our reality looks like...
Other Martian: Really? Last week it was a tree, they are really embarrassing themselves.
Martians: Yeah, but still, they make nice fireworks.
2. If I think on it long enough, I'll feel like shit knowing what our reality looks like...
by idonthavaname August 02, 2006