idonthavaname's definitions

guaranteed

A term incredibly overused in advertising.

"OMFG!!! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!!!!!1!1!11111!!one"

by idonthavaname October 5, 2006

peace

1. Something the human species speaks much of, but still does not have the mental capacity to put down the damn guns and look at a different perspective of diplomacy.

You won't get peace until you stop fighting, you can't fight for peace.

by idonthavaname August 2, 2006

apocalypse

1. When the retarded and pathetic efforts set forth by humanity are ended.

Dude, when's the apocalypse coming?

According to my calculations, in 6 minutes.

I can't wait man...

by idonthavaname September 9, 2008

phone

1. A device that was once originally used to speak to another person whose location is a significant or considerable distance apart from you, but now it is a confirmation that you would like to receive free calls from telemarketers.

2. Something teenagers use far too much.

-Phone Rings-

Person: Hello?
Telemarketer: Thank you for purchasing a telephone, you are now eligible to receive calls so you can get discounts on HOT products.
Person: Fuck off. -Hangs up- ...I didn't buy a phone to get the hell annoyed out of me...

by idonthavaname August 2, 2006

war

A fun activity joined by all human fools around the world. It is time to time (actually all the time) large-scale, but also practiced as a mini-series. We call it "domestic-violence" :D :D

Peace is a goal thats usually used to justify starting war.
"Oh, weh weh! We want peace, lets start a war to GET there!"

Did you know that no other species other than humanity practices war? I guess you can say the battle between black and red ants is war, but without blowing shit up.

Face up to this shit; you have failed before you started...human fucks.

by idonthavaname July 11, 2007

flatlander

A term used by hicks in Vermont, Maine and New Hampshire to describe people who come from other states; usually a negative connotation used by hicks because they are envious that people from others states know how to make money and can't realize that you won't make cash worth a barrel of shit on a farm or a gas station out in the woods.

Flatlanders know how to live. Get a life, you damn hicks.

by idonthavaname September 23, 2006

American Car

A system of parts created in America in order to get from point A to Point B. In fact, its the least it can do; spend $35,000 on a chunk of steel that could fit a circus and takes more fuel to get to the corner grocer if compared to the amount of fuel needed to get to the moon.

Stay away from American cars. Mercedes-Benz was the first; I think by now you realize who knows how to engineer.

by idonthavaname October 1, 2006