Definitions by idontevenknowwhatalifeis

bcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyza 

The alphabet in an alternate universe.

Normie: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuxwxyz
Alien: bcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyza

bcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyza by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022

HELP ME 

1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.

American: is stalking my definitions page
Also American: Sees “HELP ME” as a definition

HELP ME by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

A line from GTA.

CJ: doesnt follow the train
Guy: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ! by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022

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1. You mis-typed , frick you.
2. You are bored.
3. Whenever I typed this, it always said "Urban Dictionary is busy right now"

Guy 1: *gets error message*
Guy 2: ; *gets this definition*

[][][][][]; by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 3, 2022

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j: _l or _/ k: l< or l( or l{ or l<= l: l_ or ! or 1 m: l\/l or /\/\ or l\l\ or ^^ n: l/l or /\/ o: 0 or () or <> or * or ø or ó or ° p: l* or l> or |d or l^ or l q: by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 3, 2022

דארת' ויידר 

Darth Vader in Israel

Guy 1: Darth Vader is so cool!
Guy 2: Get a life, try to say Darth Vader in Hebrew. Can't? Well here u go. דארת' ויידר

דארת' ויידר by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 3, 2022

QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad 

The word no one will search. So i made my secret hideout here.

The location of my hideout is QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad.

QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 3, 2022