Baby Boy: *exists*
Mother: What should we name him?
Father: Maybe Bill-
Mother: That's a great name, B
What the heck did you expect? Also a name for a baby that is weird.
Mother: What should we name him?
Father: Maybe Bill-
Mother: That's a great name, B
What the heck did you expect? Also a name for a baby that is weird.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 09, 2022
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by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022
Sammy: Whaddya gotta say about that criticism, Jimothy?
Jimothy: Your mom gey lol.
Sammy: No U!
Jill: Ok and?
Sammy dies instantly.
Jimothy: Your mom gey lol.
Sammy: No U!
Jill: Ok and?
Sammy dies instantly.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 12, 2022
Why?
Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022
I ̨̢̜̪̘̲̮̺͎͖̮̙̠̤͉͇͉͍̼͖̮͆̊̿͂́̏̀̉̂͐̒̌̉͌͛̄̃͘̚̚̕ͅN ̢̻͚͓͖͓͎̤͔̘̲̰̭̦͚̙̱͐̈́͜ͅF ̨̗̥̎̈̽̕͠͠I ̯̺̪͍̤͒̓̽̄̉̈́̽̇̈́̃̓̍̕͠͝N̶̨̐͂̓̀͊̀̔̽̑͗̾̔̍̈́͝Ī̶̧̨̧̤̫̠̮͙͕̣̩͈͇́͐̎̏͗̽̆̇̓͆̌͊́̊̎̈́͋̕͘̕͜T ̨̡̧̠̬̺̦̦̞̘͖̬̮̤̬̤͉͙̯̜̬̼́̒́͒͊̄̈́̈́̒̎̽̿͊͘͠͝͝Ë̵̡̢͉͎͉̭͉̲͇͕́̃̇̑̍ ̵̡̲̲̺̞̥̯̲͙̣͇̤̺̙̈́͐̍̄̈́̈́͌̆̀̍͗̏̄̒̎́͊̑̆͗̀̅P̴̛͈̬̟̥̪͕̮̰̪̥̘͔͙̻͖̭̟̒̏̏͐̐̾̄͗̎̐͊͂̒̀̌̾̚͘A ̥͚̫̖̜̻̦̘̰̗͑̍̆̇̑͐̀͋̉I̴̢̩͈̯̱͈̮̬̯͉͓̬͈͕̪̾́͆͛̓̃͑͋̈͗̍̋͂͆͗͂̓̓͋̍́͗͐̕͘͜͠ͅN ̢̧̡͙͔̯̭̗̤̘̹͙͔̣̭͕͖̻̙̳͒̀̃̋̃̑̄̑̀̾̈̃̀̿͗̀̄̏͋̉́̑͝͠.̴̡̧̛͍͔̥̟̤͔̳̪̦̩͈̹͙͑͋̇̍͐̍̑͊͂̍͆̎̀̇̀͠͝͠͝͠͠ ̧̛̝̭̺̤̙̥̲͇̤̘̠̭̣̩̯̳̳͉̲̙̙͓͙̩̍̒͑̇̊̈͌͝Î̴̛̭̟̬̔̽͌͋̍̾͂͑̔̀̑́̓̿̈̾̚N̴̨̛͙̻͕̳̪̦̘̈̉̐͐̊̏̾́̋̐̀̍̆͒̉̾͜͝F̶̼̻̙̀͒̂̅̆͛̌̏͠I̴̢̨̝̪̖̤̼̭͆̓̏̐͝͠N ̧̭͈͓̣͚̲̗͖̥͈̞̗̲̟̹̱͍̝͕͇͒̾͒̒Ỉ̶̛̟͙̘̍̆̌̉͛̎̾̚͘T ͙̦̦̝̫͚̬̀͆̀̋͋̀́̕ͅĘ̴̢͓̖̬̬͇͕͉͔̠̩̮̓̽̓͑̑̐͒̚ ̧̪̫̯̩̣̬̳̫̓̄̊̂͊́̉́̉̀̓̇̚ͅP̵̛̛͓̻̰͍͇̤̭͈̰͙̰͖̏̈͂̅̇͐̐̌͂̄̋̾͒͑̀͑̑͝͝Ǫ̵͕̻͔̼͉̘̝͇̯̝̥͚͖͔̓̍͒͝W ̨͕̖̜̥̠̰̊̀̈͋̊͑̆͝E ̨̧̤̟̯̮̤͗́̋̚R̶̛͉̗͔̳̭̬̽̐̔̌̋̏̀̏̒̾̈́̈́͂́̏̿̇͌̓̌͑̌͘͝͝. ̢̢̭̻͈̲̻̫͔̠̺̠̝̟̝̜͔̾̈́̈́̀̄ͅ
Sammy ascends to godhood.
Sammy: I FEEL I ̨̢̜̪̘̲̮̺͎͖̮̙̠̤͉͇͉͍̼͖̮͆̊̿͂́̏̀̉̂͐̒̌̉͌͛̄̃͘̚̚̕ͅN ̢̻͚͓͖͓͎̤͔̘̲̰̭̦͚̙̱͐̈́͜ͅF ̨̗̥̎̈̽̕͠͠I ̯̺̪͍̤͒̓̽̄̉̈́̽̇̈́̃̓̍̕͠͝N̶̨̐͂̓̀͊̀̔̽̑͗̾̔̍̈́͝Ī̶̧̨̧̤̫̠̮͙͕̣̩͈͇́͐̎̏͗̽̆̇̓͆̌͊́̊̎̈́͋̕͘̕͜T ̨̡̧̠̬̺̦̦̞̘͖̬̮̤̬̤͉͙̯̜̬̼́̒́͒͊̄̈́̈́̒̎̽̿͊͘͠͝͝Ë̵̡̢͉͎͉̭͉̲͇͕́̃̇̑̍ ̵̡̲̲̺̞̥̯̲͙̣͇̤̺̙̈́͐̍̄̈́̈́͌̆̀̍͗̏̄̒̎́͊̑̆͗̀̅P̴̛͈̬̟̥̪͕̮̰̪̥̘͔͙̻͖̭̟̒̏̏͐̐̾̄͗̎̐͊͂̒̀̌̾̚͘A ̥͚̫̖̜̻̦̘̰̗͑̍̆̇̑͐̀͋̉I̴̢̩͈̯̱͈̮̬̯͉͓̬͈͕̪̾́͆͛̓̃͑͋̈͗̍̋͂͆͗͂̓̓͋̍́͗͐̕͘͜͠ͅN ̢̧̡͙͔̯̭̗̤̘̹͙͔̣̭͕͖̻̙̳͒̀̃̋̃̑̄̑̀̾̈̃̀̿͗̀̄̏͋̉́̑͝͠.̴̡̧̛͍͔̥̟̤͔̳̪̦̩͈̹͙͑͋̇̍͐̍̑͊͂̍͆̎̀̇̀͠͝͠͝͠͠ ̧̛̝̭̺̤̙̥̲͇̤̘̠̭̣̩̯̳̳͉̲̙̙͓͙̩̍̒͑̇̊̈͌͝Î̴̛̭̟̬̔̽͌͋̍̾͂͑̔̀̑́̓̿̈̾̚N̴̨̛͙̻͕̳̪̦̘̈̉̐͐̊̏̾́̋̐̀̍̆͒̉̾͜͝F̶̼̻̙̀͒̂̅̆͛̌̏͠I̴̢̨̝̪̖̤̼̭͆̓̏̐͝͠N ̧̭͈͓̣͚̲̗͖̥͈̞̗̲̟̹̱͍̝͕͇͒̾͒̒Ỉ̶̛̟͙̘̍̆̌̉͛̎̾̚͘T ͙̦̦̝̫͚̬̀͆̀̋͋̀́̕ͅĘ̴̢͓̖̬̬͇͕͉͔̠̩̮̓̽̓͑̑̐͒̚ ̧̪̫̯̩̣̬̳̫̓̄̊̂͊́̉́̉̀̓̇̚ͅP̵̛̛͓̻̰͍͇̤̭͈̰͙̰͖̏̈͂̅̇͐̐̌͂̄̋̾͒͑̀͑̑͝͝Ǫ̵͕̻͔̼͉̘̝͇̯̝̥͚͖͔̓̍͒͝W ̨͕̖̜̥̠̰̊̀̈͋̊͑̆͝E ̨̧̤̟̯̮̤͗́̋̚R̶̛͉̗͔̳̭̬̽̐̔̌̋̏̀̏̒̾̈́̈́͂́̏̿̇͌̓̌͑̌͘͝͝. ̢̢̭̻͈̲̻̫͔̠̺̠̝̟̝̜͔̾̈́̈́̀̄ͅ
Jimothy: broooo chill
Sammy: I FEEL I ̨̢̜̪̘̲̮̺͎͖̮̙̠̤͉͇͉͍̼͖̮͆̊̿͂́̏̀̉̂͐̒̌̉͌͛̄̃͘̚̚̕ͅN ̢̻͚͓͖͓͎̤͔̘̲̰̭̦͚̙̱͐̈́͜ͅF ̨̗̥̎̈̽̕͠͠I ̯̺̪͍̤͒̓̽̄̉̈́̽̇̈́̃̓̍̕͠͝N̶̨̐͂̓̀͊̀̔̽̑͗̾̔̍̈́͝Ī̶̧̨̧̤̫̠̮͙͕̣̩͈͇́͐̎̏͗̽̆̇̓͆̌͊́̊̎̈́͋̕͘̕͜T ̨̡̧̠̬̺̦̦̞̘͖̬̮̤̬̤͉͙̯̜̬̼́̒́͒͊̄̈́̈́̒̎̽̿͊͘͠͝͝Ë̵̡̢͉͎͉̭͉̲͇͕́̃̇̑̍ ̵̡̲̲̺̞̥̯̲͙̣͇̤̺̙̈́͐̍̄̈́̈́͌̆̀̍͗̏̄̒̎́͊̑̆͗̀̅P̴̛͈̬̟̥̪͕̮̰̪̥̘͔͙̻͖̭̟̒̏̏͐̐̾̄͗̎̐͊͂̒̀̌̾̚͘A ̥͚̫̖̜̻̦̘̰̗͑̍̆̇̑͐̀͋̉I̴̢̩͈̯̱͈̮̬̯͉͓̬͈͕̪̾́͆͛̓̃͑͋̈͗̍̋͂͆͗͂̓̓͋̍́͗͐̕͘͜͠ͅN ̢̧̡͙͔̯̭̗̤̘̹͙͔̣̭͕͖̻̙̳͒̀̃̋̃̑̄̑̀̾̈̃̀̿͗̀̄̏͋̉́̑͝͠.̴̡̧̛͍͔̥̟̤͔̳̪̦̩͈̹͙͑͋̇̍͐̍̑͊͂̍͆̎̀̇̀͠͝͠͝͠͠ ̧̛̝̭̺̤̙̥̲͇̤̘̠̭̣̩̯̳̳͉̲̙̙͓͙̩̍̒͑̇̊̈͌͝Î̴̛̭̟̬̔̽͌͋̍̾͂͑̔̀̑́̓̿̈̾̚N̴̨̛͙̻͕̳̪̦̘̈̉̐͐̊̏̾́̋̐̀̍̆͒̉̾͜͝F̶̼̻̙̀͒̂̅̆͛̌̏͠I̴̢̨̝̪̖̤̼̭͆̓̏̐͝͠N ̧̭͈͓̣͚̲̗͖̥͈̞̗̲̟̹̱͍̝͕͇͒̾͒̒Ỉ̶̛̟͙̘̍̆̌̉͛̎̾̚͘T ͙̦̦̝̫͚̬̀͆̀̋͋̀́̕ͅĘ̴̢͓̖̬̬͇͕͉͔̠̩̮̓̽̓͑̑̐͒̚ ̧̪̫̯̩̣̬̳̫̓̄̊̂͊́̉́̉̀̓̇̚ͅP̵̛̛͓̻̰͍͇̤̭͈̰͙̰͖̏̈͂̅̇͐̐̌͂̄̋̾͒͑̀͑̑͝͝Ǫ̵͕̻͔̼͉̘̝͇̯̝̥͚͖͔̓̍͒͝W ̨͕̖̜̥̠̰̊̀̈͋̊͑̆͝E ̨̧̤̟̯̮̤͗́̋̚R̶̛͉̗͔̳̭̬̽̐̔̌̋̏̀̏̒̾̈́̈́͂́̏̿̇͌̓̌͑̌͘͝͝. ̢̢̭̻͈̲̻̫͔̠̺̠̝̟̝̜͔̾̈́̈́̀̄ͅ
Jimothy: broooo chill
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 12, 2022
The alphabet in an alternate universe.
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