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Definitions by iceman 69

DOGE Check

Anything or anyone that is unreliable or fake or a fantasy. A delusional concept. An idea that doesn’t make sense. A gullible person that can be taken advantage of. A scam that everyone knows is a scam.
That guy Jim is a DOGE Check. He falls for everything!

I got an email about a potential room mate but I have to send them money first. Total DOGE Check.

Tariff reimbursement checks are obviously just a DOGE check,
DOGE Check by iceman 69 January 19, 2026

Superfishal 

Adj. When a lousy fisherman holds a fish closer to the camera to make the fish look larger. He is superfishal.
Rob thrusts the fish closer to towards the camera. Rob is superfishal.
Superfishal by iceman 69 September 30, 2022
A scarsh is a craving for a specific food. A scarsh brings on a nagging hunger for a certain food or snack. The scarsh is cured when you eat that exact food.
I’m having a grilled cheese scarsh!

I’m getting a scarsh for some pastina!

This scarsh for popcorn isn’t going away unless I eat some.
Scarsh by iceman 69 July 16, 2021

Imbecilenator 

(im-bi-sill-i-nater) n. Any device used to perform a task designed to simulate exercise but in truth, nothing is being accomplished other than looking like an imbecile. Any alleged workout machine or device that has the imbecile rock back and forth without accomplishing anymore than a child would on a swing-set.
That guy is 100 pounds overweight and instead of getting on the Human Hamster Wheel and actually burning real calories, he's swinging back and forth on that imbecilenator and is completely wasting his time.

"I did 45 minutes on the treadmill and then pretended to keep working out by rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. I should have just stayed on the Human Hamster Wheel and actually worked out for real."

An ab-roller is guaranteed to accomplish nothing other than make you look like an idiot. Don't waste your time rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. Get on the stair-master and sweat for real you imbecile!
Imbecilenator by iceman 69 April 12, 2015

satanistic 

Eminem's clever variation of the word "satanic" as found in the song Bad Influence. "My basic disk will make you take a razor to your wrist. Make you satanistic. Make you take the pistol to your face..."
If you're Eminem and need to half hazardly incorporate a rhyme with "wrist", just make up a word like "satanistic".
satanistic by iceman 69 March 11, 2011

Idiocism 

Idiocism is the unrelenting and persistent mindset that every single person around you is a complete idiot, until they prove otherwise. As an Idiocist, assume that everyone is a moron until they give you evidence to the contrary. Idiocism is a form of personal social cynicism.
My Idiocism is reinforced with each new idiot that I encounter.

I assumed that you were an idiot. After speaking with you and realizing that you were indeed retarded, my vigilant Idiocism has once again proven me right.

Idiocism prevents me from giving these idiots the benefit of the doubt. They are all morons.
Idiocism by iceman 69 November 30, 2010

Motel Sunburn 

When you have spent your entire vacation in a motel room having sex, several areas of your body are left with reddened chafe marks resembling a sunburn. The reddish marks are found on the kneecaps, buttocks, groin and hips.
I went to Vegas with a nympho and all I have to show for it is this brutal Motel Sunburn.

So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!

He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.
Motel Sunburn by iceman 69 November 15, 2010