A decimal
unit of measurement which grades homosexuality from 0-1 based on Internet celebrity Andrew
Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
The
Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the
Tate scale.
A
zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A
Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a
woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools.
A
zero is only theoretically possible.
Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale.
Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49
Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale.
Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy.
It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
"I heard Joe's gay. I
always figured he was a least a 0.45 on the
Tate Scale, so it wouldn't surprise me to find he's crossed the thin gay
line at least a few times in his life."
