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Tate's Law 

The phenomenon wherein the discovery or recognition of an individual, engenders a profound sense of regret or sadness due to the implications of their actions, character, or reputation, one wishes they had never encountered or known previously.
Jane experienced a deep pang of remorse when she stumbled upon Andrew Tate's controversial online persona, realizing the divisive ideologies he propagated. Her friend, understanding the gravity of the situation, empathetically remarked, "Well, that is Tate's Law for you."
Tate's Law by spacej@m July 1, 2023
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Tate's Lore

The phenomenon wherein the discovery or recognition of an individual, engenders a profound sense of regret or sadness due to the implications of their actions, character, or reputation, one wishes they had never encountered or known previously.
Jane experienced a deep pang of remorse when she stumbled upon Andrew Tate's controversial online persona, realizing the divisive ideologies he propagated. Her friend, understanding the gravity of the situation, empathetically remarked, "Well, that is Tate's Lore for you."
Tate's Lore by spacej@m August 14, 2023

Tate Speech 

When someone is being so absurdly provocative and based (usually in the form of a videotaped rant) the entire dialogue can only be described as "Tate Speech."
Beta: Did you see Andrew Tate's new video where he called female promiscuity disgusting? He needs to be canceled!
Other person: That's Tate Speech!!!

tate stans 

Ugly people who wanna be different and they think they are Alpha males (false)
Tate stans are the reason why I'm on antidepressants
tate stans by I ate ur mom August 18, 2022

Tate scale 

A decimal unit of measurement which grades homosexuality from 0-1 based on Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.

The Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the Tate scale.

A zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools.

A zero is only theoretically possible.

Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale.

Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49

Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale.

Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy.

It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
"I heard Joe's gay. I always figured he was a least a 0.45 on the Tate Scale, so it wouldn't surprise me to find he's crossed the thin gay line at least a few times in his life."
Tate scale by slappy hooper October 15, 2022

Tate Special 

When you give a girl that good dick..... and she be wanting more. Instead you superman that hoe and call her an uber with her own credit card, Making sure you take a picture of that card so you can spend some more when she's gone.
Man that girl I seen last night she wanted more, I said fuck you talking about Tate Special that bitch.....
Tate Special by Jaytimez June 20, 2023

tate sniffer 

A tate is the skin between a guy's ballsack and his asshole. A tate sniffer is a person that sniffs tates. It is commonly used as an insult. It is even a bigger insult than choch, douchebag, or asshole. Tate sniffers are usually gay, and their noses are usually very messed up from sniffing so many tates. Tate sniffers act similarly to chochs, except they are gay.
Person1: that douchebag over there have poop on his nose, and I think he is gay. He is probably a tate sniffer
Person 2: We should probably avoid him
Person1: Yeah, that sounds good
tate sniffer by apieceofme November 29, 2013