Definitions by ian chode

bakelite blowhole boy 

A gaybo.

bakelite blowhole boy by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

kiddy toucher

A paedophile.

kiddy toucher by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Snapper 

A person who is so thin he looks like he might snap.

Careful Gareth, you might snap! Snapper!

Snapper by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Private Eye 

Satirical British magazine edited by Ian Hislop which specialises in exposing highbrow political scandal and making cheap nob gags. Very funny and well worth reading.

Private Eye by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

doppy 

A person, usually female, who although lovely might be a bit naive or absent-minded.

Holly is wonderful, but she's a bit doppy!

doppy by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

testics 

Testicles; gonads, balls, nads.

Ooooh me testics!!!

testics by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Homosexualite 

Surely this would be somebody who aligns themselves with homosexuals, or the homosexual movement (by which I mean the gay lobby, and not the thrusting of a cock up another man's toot toot).

Homosexualite by Ian Chode June 2, 2003