ian's definitions

Rectal Rimmer

A sexual position. When a man and/or women pulls out their rectums in order for sexual pleasure. Men can often pull out their prostates and get some mad orgasms.

Yea Yea Bitch! Touch my fuckin prostate!

by ian May 13, 2005

buckhaw

A warcry to some, a noble greeting for others, and furthermore a symbol of companionship. The Buckhaw is the ultimate word in language. It takes several forms, most notably the "violent buckhaw", the "noble buckhaw", the "whiny buckhaw" and the "standard buckhaw".

*Seconds before two friends begin to talk to each other, one extends a "whiny buckhaw". The friend, upon receiving this common greeting, responds with a moderately violent buckhaw*
Friend 1: Mmmmm Buckhaw!
Friend 2: BUCKHAW! Sup?

by Ian October 31, 2004

ranctious

when reffered to an object: sucks, adj.
when refereed to yourself: screwed, adj.

object version: You have to quote 100 lines of McBeth for schoool tommorrow? THat's ranctious
Personal Version: I'm so ranctious cause i didn't do my essay on Hamlet that's due today.

by Ian April 4, 2003

Weapons of mass destruction

Owned only by those unstable enough to use them. See george w bush

Iraq has no weapons. The USA does.

by Ian January 31, 2004

god damn

plea for god to damn someone or something.

god damn theresa for being a butthole.

by ian May 13, 2005

sour cream sandwich

when two men are in love and they feel it is the right time to take their relationship to the next level by translating their emotions into physical actions. during this act of love making they both simultaneously ejaculate onto each others chests then proceed to give each other a giant heart-felt hug.

i like sourcream sandwiches .............................. a lot

by ian January 21, 2005

Penzomeester

The white substance that oozes from the bellybutton of a pregnant corpse as you mount and thrust it.

"I was pounding away and penzomeester was just oozing everywhere."

by Ian December 15, 2003