ian's definitions

zombie

To ejaculate in the face of a sexual partner, ideally across the eyes. This will invariably result in them stumbling around, arms outstretched, moaning incoherently. Just like a zombie.

She was pissing me off, so I pulled a zombie on the bitch.

by Ian January 30, 2005

Chubsy

An insult that refers to someone of a hefty stature. Usually used when you are suddenly ticked off by an idiot and can’t think of a better way to make them feel bad at that very moment. An excellent way to convey your frustration about an oaf when you are cut off driving or in a crowded mall.

"Move it along now chubsy!"
"jesus look at chubsy here blocking the flow!"

by Ian December 14, 2003

understizzand

Understand

"I dont understizzand..."

by Ian June 2, 2003

harpos

a wonderful, wonderful word that is used to describe someone or something that is below the both the fiscal and social poverty line. generally associated with people who are categorized as white trash or anyone associated with the nascar or the appalachian mountains. this is an incredibly abstract concept and is not solely limited to such a defn. it is constantly changing as social or economic norms and status quos are determined, it is also not limited to white trashyness but other socio-economic derogative language that is based on ethnicity.

dale earnhart, rusty wallace, jeff foxworthy, anyone who drinks moonshine and or steel reserves, mullets, farmer tans and or trucker tans, line dancing, confederate flags, strom thurman, porch sitting, coon hunting, pork rinds, wal-mart, k-mart, super k-mart, trailer parks, incest, montanas, joe webb, big and rich, malt liquor in general, popov vodka, the word "pop" when refering to soda-pop, the states of kentucky, west virginia, nebraska, north dakota, south dakota, montana, iowa, idaho, alabama, georgia, texas, or any other state that is the midwest or associated with the bible belt, jesus is also harpos.

by ian July 24, 2008

pissrock

A large rock or boulder for pissing on, especially while camping or hiking.

*Note: Must be used more than once to qualify, but only for urinating, not any other bodily function.

"I gotta take a leak, but I can't find a toilet."

"Then go to the pissrock."

"Oh."

by Ian April 12, 2005

right on

a phrase use when you are not really paying attention to another person but don't want to give it away....

i went to the coolest country concert last night and dolly parton was rocking so hard her boots almost fell off......
right on.......

by ian May 6, 2004

shit jockey

a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into butt sex.

"im all about the butt man, im a fuckin shit jockey."

by Ian June 17, 2006