ian's definitions

neopets

A popular online gaming site created by Adam Powell about five years ago. You start off by creating a neopet and taking care of it, and then you proceed to play games for neopoints, or the games form of currency. With these neopoints you can buy items such as paintbrushes to make your pets interesting colors or buy items for the battledome where your pets can challenge others. The game may seem rather kiddish, but many teens play the game just for fun, perhaps to rp their pets or chat with others. The game may seem pointless because there is no end, but if you have a lot of free time and a love for virtual pets sites, this one, by many, is considered to be the best.

If you say neopets sucks, I will personally annihalate you with every weapon in my possession.

by Ian December 22, 2003

glory bag

The vagina of a large, obese woman. Often referred to in situations where the belly covers the beltline.

Dude, I found some corn in the glory bag lastnight.

by Ian May 13, 2005

Chandabear

The Chandabear is a member of the softandcuddly family of panda bears... It likes poptarts as a treat on occasion.
The Chandabear loves to dance, this is what it is found doing most in the wild...
It lives way up north in Canada, inside Nova Scotia...

"I got hugged by a Chandabear today..." "Wow you're lucky!"

by Ian March 6, 2005

TruthTella

The glue that holds ESPN together

Without TruthTella holding it down ESPN would fall apart

by Ian May 22, 2004

yayer

A cheerleader from Arkansas.

Overheard at the Arkansas Razorbacks game: "Hey Cleatus, lookit that hot yayer over there."

by Ian January 8, 2004

I ain't fuck ya

To be completely honest with someone. A promise not to play head games or beat about the bush. Beautiful.

"I ain't fuck ya. That diamond necklace is really worth $2 million. I'll sell it to you for $20."

by ian January 21, 2004

Shitlips

Someone who provides oral stimulation to anothers anus.

Someone who tongues bum.

by Ian April 9, 2003