ian's definitions

grundle

The worst and most disgusting word ever.

Ew. Don't ever say grundle again.

by Ian January 18, 2005

gwar

1. a gay retard
2. some dumbass kid
3. same as sayin fag but it means stupid too

billy:damn sharayah is such a gwar
tom:i know i hate that biotch

by IAN April 16, 2004

old college try

Give something your best shot

"Well I've never made my own KD, but I'll give it the old college try"

by Ian January 22, 2004

shit castle

a female that has lost all face value due to fucking 1 or more niggers.

"Remember when Crystal wasnt a shit castle?" "Yeah man, first niggers, whats next, Dobermans??"

by Ian June 17, 2006

DNF

tl;dr : Approx. 14 Years

DNF is a unit of time applied to the development of a computer game sequel, or the next title in a series.

The abbreviation expands to: Duke Nukem Forever

This is a unit of time somewhere between "taking forever", "never going to happen," and officially "when it's done". The actual value of DNF is approximately 14 years. The origin is from the severely protracted development of the game of the same name.

guy: "So looks like GTA 6 is about 0.6DNF right now"
other guy: "Yeah, those leaks seem like a good sign though"
guy: "Yeah, but its taking forever"
other guy: "lol"

by ian September 21, 2022

happy trail

Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel

also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"

his happy trail was hairy

by Ian March 5, 2005

tour

A 12-hour shift on an oil or gas drilling rig, usually from 12:00-12:00 or 6:00-6:00.

I spent a month offshore working the midnight tour and now my skin is pale as hell.

by Ian May 4, 2004