dat shit cray

For when shit is particularly cray (or cray-cray)

Joffrey - "One is having a ghastly day! The chauffeur did not turn up on time, then when I visited the benk they told me I couldn't possibly withdraw half a million in such short notice"

Souzan - "Dat shit cray."

by iamthesocklord October 18, 2012

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Gromie

Pronounced "grow-me" is a hybrid or combination-word used to define particularly black friends or fellow gang members.

Literally, it is a cross between the words negro and homie

In maths; negro + homie = gromie

Shit son, get your gromie-ass over here and help me bust up this muthafucka

Yo fellow gromie, hows it hanging? Low, I expect, due to our stereotypical massive penises

Omg it's mr T, WASSUP GROMIE?!

by iamthesocklord July 22, 2010

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Doing A Simon

Blowing small issues out of ungodly proportions

We filled his room with plastic bags and then he started Doing A Simon

by iamthesocklord October 18, 2012

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Dancing Queen

"I erased all your music on your ipod and replaced it with Abba. I don't care for them but I did it anyway"
- Roger, American Dad

A Dancing Queen is when the victim of such a heinous prank becomes overwhelmed with anger.

"WHO THE FUCK REPLACED ALL MY TONTO, RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS AND OFWGKTA WITH THE COMPLETE ABBA DISCOGRAPHY" says Dancing Queen whilst Doing A Simon

"THIS IS CROSSING MY BOUNDARIES"

- Doing A Simon

by iamthesocklord October 18, 2012

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Albie

A big skinhead, steroid-taking beast who hangs around with the likes of Gingers and Dicksocks. On the inside he's a beautiful caring boy and many people will tell him they wuv him when they've had a few drinks. He has a desire to grow a moustache similar to that of Bronson's and jams to Duran Duran while driving like a maniac at four in the morning.

"Look at that Albie, he's intimidating from afar but I want to tell him my feelings!"

by iamthesocklord April 21, 2010

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