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A legend who’s doing gods work and catching predators on Roblox, because they’re doing crap all about them on the platform.

Texas city explosion

Best anti-smoking ad in the world ever.
The Texas city explosion goes down as the best anti smoking ad ever.
One of the best bands ever. All you wankers who think otherwise can suck my proverbial cock.
BABYMETAL is awesome.

iPhone 17 pro

A bloody powerful and fast iPhone!
The iPhone 17 pro is so damn overpowered

Ramageddon

The term to describe the sudden increase in RAM prices due to corporations buying it all for their AI shite like Microsoft.
Ramageddon is happening, thanks a lot Microsoft, google and everyone else for buying all our ram and shoving your AI shite up our asses.

iPhone Air

Maybe be strong af despite how thin it is but only has one camera, a mono speaker which doesn’t even sound that good and all the money spent is for the thinness of it.
The iPhone Air 2 needs to have at least 2 cameras and stereo speakers to justify its price.

Blue whale challenge

An extremely dangerous and stupid internet challenge created by an unknown group on Russian social media websites around the middle of 2010s. It presented itself as a fun internet game that the so-called "curators" would put in their status saying "I want to play a game with you"
To enter the game, a player would have to give their info away to the curator, who would then task them to download their app and then complete a simple and remotely innocent task, like watching a horror movie. Every task had to be provided with photo or video proof of completion.
As the game progressed, the tasks would get progressively more difficult in brutal, for instance carving a drawing of a whale in their forearm with a razor, with the later challenges being things like "getting rid" of a pet or breaking a limb and making it look like an accident to not raise suspicion.
On day 50, the player would be given their final task - deleting all the messages between them and the curator and taking their own life. By that point (or even earlier) if the player refused to do the task and/or wanted to quit the game, they would be threatened that their parents would be murdered if they quit, since the curators had all of the player's information. Those threats were completely baseless and wouldn't lead anywhere, but kids truly believed it and did what was requested.
The blue whale challenge is proof that we are devolving as a species. So much for all the work done in space exploration, innovation and scientific breakthroughs….