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Dubai chocolate

Another stupid trend just like labubus.
If y’all don’t know what Dubai chocolate is then lucky you.
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Wakanda airlines

It was a hectic afternoon at SFO. Travellers buzzed around the terminal, some rushing to their gates while others anxiously checked their flight statuses. I settled into my seat, trying to distract myself from the chaos, when a commotion near the window drew my attention.

Through the glass, I spotted a Wakanda Airlines A350-1000 taxiing toward our gate. I immediately knew it was our plane. The plane sported an eye-catching livery with the words “Wakanda Forever” emblazoned at the front of the fuselage around the cockpit area on both sides with Black Panther on the tail of the airplane .

Gasps and laughter rippled through the crowd. Families paused mid-conversation, business travellers abandoned their phones, and even the harried gate agents couldn’t help but smile in awe. People began pulling out their phones to snap photos, while a few adventurous souls moved closer to the window for a better view.

Curiosity peaked when the boarding announcement came. I, along with others, rushed to line up, eager to board the aircraft. The flight attendants, sporting uniforms that matched the vibrant theme, welcomed each passenger with a smile and a wink, embracing the absurdity of the situation.

In the end, that day at SFO became a memorable adventure, with the arrival of the plane turning a mundane wait into a moment of joy and laughter. As we departed, I couldn’t help but think that sometimes, unexpected surprises make the journey all the more enjoyable.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 26, 2025
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alien isolation

An extremely well made survival horror that is miles ahead of any resident evil or silent hill game. This masterpiece will make you cry from the difficulty, scariness and immersiveness. You can easily beat the game with these steps. 1. Learn the tricks to dodge the alien, working joes and other enemies by reading the wiki. 2. Practice a lot in other modes. 3. The wiki and official discord server will answer every question, there are tutorials on YouTube 4. Play last survivor or crew expendable if the main campaign is too hard (it's too hard for me). Those modes have less enemies, but retain the basic stealth aspects.
Person 1: "I love playing alien isolation! The graphics are amazing! Too bad I keep dying to the alien."
Person 2: "You can practice your stealth in other modes, and I can teach you how to run twice as fast by exploiting the physics engine."
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 13, 2025
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juicero

An overpriced and over engineered machine that squeezed juice packs. Most of the price was because of the sheer engineering standards which were unnecessary for such a simple task… squeezing a godamn juice pack. Was introduced in 2017, died the same year due to backlash.
juicero was an elaborate scam. The guy behind it is still knocking around I believe. Trying to DRM juice of all things… no wonder the product and company died.
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skyrover x1

skyrover x1 is djis way of getting around their USA ban
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 16, 2025
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if phones were airliners

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with PW6000

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B

iPhone XS, 11 Pro = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone XR, 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone 12/12 Pro, 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000
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by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 26, 2025
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