iBoy2G's definitions
Adobe Flash, also known as Adobe Flash Player, the Flash virus, or just simply Flash is a major computer virus that has been affecting multiple computer operating systems for over 10 years now. The virus disguises itself as a web game loader, so that stupid people download it, but in reality it opens your machine up to hundreds of security risks, and loads up tons of not only annoying but extremely CPU intensive advertisements on websites that often make your web browser either start to lag like crazy or just simply crash unless you have a very powerful computer (and even then it often leads to problems as the Flash system is so outdated it cant even perform well on many extremely powerful systems). My 2GHz Intel Core 2 Duo system could barely handle Flash ads, the CPU fan had to come on full speed to cool it as it ran so hot, just from ADS! Almost all computer security experts agree that Flash should NEVER be installed just for the security risks alone, never mind all the other stuff this virus leads to. Apple is one of the first companies to stop preinstalling Flash on their Macs, and it is not even installable on their mobile devices. It is recommended that if you have a PC or an older Mac that has Flash on it, you remove it immediately. You can find instructions on how to remove it by searching on Google. It is not detected by most major antivirus programs (as Adobe bribes them to not list it as a virus), so you will have to manually remove it.
Person 1: Did you know that Adobe Flash has had over 100 unaddressed major security holes for over a year now, leading to many extremely harmful viruses affecting PC's and Android phones, and even Macs?
Person 2: I don't care, I wanna watch my porno videos and play these poorly done games on Facebook!
Person 2: I don't care, I wanna watch my porno videos and play these poorly done games on Facebook!
by iBoy2G March 8, 2011
Get the Adobe Flashmug. A pathetic, evil, piece of shit cell phone service, the worst in America. This company is extremely anti-competitive, and simply refuses to give up the monopolistic CDMA technology, even though every other company that made the mistake of choosing it is now giving it up.
Every carrier in the world, whether GSM, CDMA, IDEN or even AMPS, will be going LTE for the fourth generation, except Sprint, who chose the SIMless WiMAX technology, loosely based on CDMA, so they can remain anti-competitive.
by iBoy2G August 19, 2010
Get the Sprintmug. A word used by snowflakes to show their fragile little ego was offended rather than using the more appropriate crying emoji!
by iBoy2G October 18, 2021
Get the Wokemug. 90% of Independents in Florida are Indepublicans, which is why extreme right wing politicians currently control all state offices.
by iBoy2G August 27, 2013
Get the Indepublicanmug. Microsoft's answer to why it didn't include major apps, like an E-Mail client, with its latest operating system release (Windows 7). Windows Live Essentials includes a bunch of things such as Windows Live Mail, Windows Live Movie Maker, Windows Live Photo Gallery and Windows Live Messenger. Don't let the similarities fool you though. The Windows Live Essentials apps are ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE compared to their predecessors (which were included built in to Windows Vista). This is the key reason I choose not to upgrade to Windows 7, because they will not include the awesome apps that are included with Vista.
Windows Mail (Windows Vista included app), for example, works similarly to Mac OS X's Mail app, which is amazing and the standard for all E-Mail clients, however Windows Live Mail (included with WLE and the only option for Windows 7 users) puts the entire view in a totally un standard, confusing format and doesn't even save contacts correctly if your using Windows 7, as 7 does not include an address book (or even a calendar for that matter). That's just ONE of the horrors that await Windows 7 owners looking into downloading Windows Live Essentials since Windows 7 does NOT include major features like previous OS's. If your on Vista or even XP, STAY AWAY FROM THIS CRAP. The only thing it has of value to you is Windows Live Messenger, ignore the other crappy features, they are less useful then dial-up.
by iBoy2G January 22, 2011
Get the Windows Live Essentialsmug. by iBoy2G January 16, 2023
Get the Skyrimmug. John was a failure with no friends. Desperate to fit in, he decided to get a lip piercing, which makes him a needlelip.
by iBoy2G November 10, 2013
Get the needlelipmug.