appearance gynaecology

aka hymen restoration, labia reconstruction,vaginal rejuvenation, labiactomies for pornstars...what have ya...!
in Jordan these days, it doesn't cost a girl who 'as been de-flowered to have it all back sewn together ..thankies go to the abundance of 'apperance gynaecologists' who don't over-charge the poor fucks any thing above 200 Ds ( dinars ..that's in the nieghuborhood of 300$ ), to cover up before getting ready to be married to a total mork!
I am afraid i will bore ya'all with TMI..but girls in the middle east in general; almost all of them, get sex before marriage through the Hershey Highway..so, when the Day comes she can keep the frontal na-na passage closed like a Propel bottle seal cap! Man, for those un-lucky few girls who do the no-go zone.. the art of apperance gynaecology comes to their rescue.
what would poor girls do without appearance gyn? and hey..hey, one have to keep appearances. Doncha ya'all agree?
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Ashkenafro

Ashkenazi afro hairdo.The kind that was popular in US campuses in the 60s and 70s. The white man's fro.
Bobo(bohemian bourgeois) Bob's ashkenafro. That's Bob Dylan, folks!
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Chaos

short for: can't have anyone over syndrome . Like when your room is out of shape and you have OCD and likes nobody to see it that way...
hammer: why you say I can't stop for a cuppa, Maurice?
Maurice (on the phone): I'm having Chaos,man...
hammer:wtf!
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mucka

mother fucker.
UK DJspeak.
the muckas at the post office charged my letter to the Ali-o 95ps!....
(..Hey , Ali Essa...man have ya even recieved my letter?)
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vagina rock

name given to late 80s, early 90s soft rock music played by women.
a lame-out time in the history of rock music !....
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vagina rock

name given to late 80s early 90s soft rock made by women.
yeeeeecccchhhh! Hadeel, you think you can seriously be a gothette and listen to that earfuck vagina rock thingy?...wat a baby-bat!
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un-pick-upable

lame, nefariously lame buy.
that store uptown sells total crappy un-pick-upables from CDs to books..and you know what's the whole prob matey..thier prices are astro!
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