hytham_hammer's definitions
aka hymen restoration, labia reconstruction,vaginal rejuvenation, labiactomies for pornstars...what have ya...!
in Jordan these days, it doesn't cost a girl who 'as been de-flowered to have it all back sewn together ..thankies go to the abundance of 'apperance gynaecologists' who don't over-charge the poor fucks any thing above 200 Ds ( dinars ..that's in the nieghuborhood of 300$ ), to cover up before getting ready to be married to a total mork!
I am afraid i will bore ya'all with TMI..but girls in the middle east in general; almost all of them, get sex before marriage through the Hershey Highway..so, when the Day comes she can keep the frontal na-na passage closed like a Propel bottle seal cap! Man, for those un-lucky few girls who do the no-go zone.. the art of apperance gynaecology comes to their rescue.
what would poor girls do without appearance gyn? and hey..hey, one have to keep appearances. Doncha ya'all agree?
I am afraid i will bore ya'all with TMI..but girls in the middle east in general; almost all of them, get sex before marriage through the Hershey Highway..so, when the Day comes she can keep the frontal na-na passage closed like a Propel bottle seal cap! Man, for those un-lucky few girls who do the no-go zone.. the art of apperance gynaecology comes to their rescue.
what would poor girls do without appearance gyn? and hey..hey, one have to keep appearances. Doncha ya'all agree?
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
Get the appearance gynaecologymug. 
stout lager.
a word used only in England..so Ams, don't knock it up as an Americanism..that's too lame.
a word used only in England..so Ams, don't knock it up as an Americanism..that's too lame.
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
Get the stottiemug. by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
Get the freeridingmug. pussy..the growler...a Scottish term for the place we all came from.
note: thier is another one scots use and it gets confused with the all-standard 'naff' gays use as codeword for straight people . NAFF is short for 'not available for fucking', so the use of the word is a deragotory one for any thing that's shitty or... 'naff'. But , no. The case is not so. The word naff is scots for pussy (nayuf), and you can use it and fud to randomly refer to any annoying person or a total twatter!. peace.
note: thier is another one scots use and it gets confused with the all-standard 'naff' gays use as codeword for straight people . NAFF is short for 'not available for fucking', so the use of the word is a deragotory one for any thing that's shitty or... 'naff'. But , no. The case is not so. The word naff is scots for pussy (nayuf), and you can use it and fud to randomly refer to any annoying person or a total twatter!. peace.
by hytham_hammer July 21, 2005
Get the fudmug. The urge to look through the windows of homes upon walking past them. Usually done for sexual satisfaction/curiousity reasons.
My! I once recall walking infront a curtain-less window and; being the cryptoscopophiliac that I am...I took a gleek and there was this hairy man bonking his wife senseless! I saw from her body only the wildfire bush of her na-na. Grossest!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
Get the cryptoscopophiliamug. yeeeeecccchhhh! Hadeel, you think you can seriously be a gothette and listen to that earfuck vagina rock thingy?...wat a baby-bat!
by hytham_hammer July 20, 2008
Get the vagina rockmug.