hytham_hammer's definitions

cryptoscopophilia

The urge to look through the windows of homes upon walking past them. Usually done for sexual satisfaction/curiousity reasons.

My! I once recall walking infront a curtain-less window and; being the cryptoscopophiliac that I am...I took a gleek and there was this hairy man bonking his wife senseless! I saw from her body only the wildfire bush of her na-na. Grossest!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Timbo

Timberland's boots, gangsta-stlye.

also written timbas .

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

stottie

stout lager.
a word used only in England..so Ams, don't knock it up as an Americanism..that's too lame.

a stottie and a cig in hand, John banged the gang's chief sister arite..

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

fud

pussy..the growler...a Scottish term for the place we all came from.
note: thier is another one scots use and it gets confused with the all-standard 'naff' gays use as codeword for straight people . NAFF is short for 'not available for fucking', so the use of the word is a deragotory one for any thing that's shitty or... 'naff'. But , no. The case is not so. The word naff is scots for pussy (nayuf), and you can use it and fud to randomly refer to any annoying person or a total twatter!. peace.

ahh..her fud was so tasty, i went down on her for a whole hour !..ahhh..that fud!

by hytham_hammer July 21, 2005

freeriding

snowboarding: medium-length boarding technique.

the boardies started to gather for a mush-up on some freshie Dr. Deep freeriding contest. (!!!!!)

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

ass-screwed

to be low on gas in the middle of a highway.

shit.. Lorreta we must be ass-screwed! that gas meter is redding all over again!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

RV

RedBull + voddy drink .

drink RedBull and you can die!
The thing contains turine; an amino acid that's only suitable for felines and not humans.
you av been warned. meaw!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006