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offs

As in the 'offs': what every hardcore footie fan in Britain does pre-match.
These are the fights that preceed the big games and get started by the leaders of hooligan gangs, or the 'generals' aka topboys: the elite fans that rule over hooligan crews or 'dressers'.
Even the beatiful game of football in Britain is now called 'fussball' by sportcasters. You go figure why..
To greet the Gunners' fans, Mancies (Man U fans)hoolitots stormed the streets before the match, and offs started everywhere.The bizzies stood helplessly watching the caos taking shape! .
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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seditionaries

70s punk scene: the artists, the music 'gruntvoxular' bands like The New York Dolls-Television...and the fashion.
Together, these elements were the seditionaries that made punk what it is : an art movement like nothing else .
All you have to do to get a glimpse of the better side of the bone-boring seventies, is to get familiar with the seditionaries of bands like The New York Dolls.
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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BEAM

Biology, Electronics, Aesthetics & Mechanics: toy-robots manufacturing criteria in Japan.
To call the Japs 'Aibo-heads' is totally unfair and makes no sense. They are the bestest and most-intelligent people in the world.
Japan: 1 America: zip!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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dry as a nun's nasty

beer-less place. Aussie-speak.
Well, mate..get off yer sedentary butt and go get us some Foster's! This place is dry as a nun's nasty!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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twunt

twat cunt.
Of (surely enough...), British origin.
Stop twiddling the radio knob, you twunt!
by hytham_hammer July 20, 2008
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CPL

Cyber-athlete Professional League: the Netgamers official sport league.
now, that's some reason for sofa slugs and gameheads to ..eh..jump for joy?..no, they'll just crawl and bring more tacos and brewskis to celebrate!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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GBGs

girl-band geeks.
Fans of late90s alternarock and grrrl riot or'foxcore' music. And they all suck.
Hole. L7. Muffs. Geeky. Geeky. Geeky.
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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