hytham_hammer's definitions

appearance gynaecology

aka hymen restoration, labia reconstruction,vaginal rejuvenation, labiactomies for pornstars...what have ya...!

in Jordan these days, it doesn't cost a girl who 'as been de-flowered to have it all back sewn together ..thankies go to the abundance of 'apperance gynaecologists' who don't over-charge the poor fucks any thing above 200 Ds ( dinars ..that's in the nieghuborhood of 300$ ), to cover up before getting ready to be married to a total mork!
I am afraid i will bore ya'all with TMI..but girls in the middle east in general; almost all of them, get sex before marriage through the Hershey Highway..so, when the Day comes she can keep the frontal na-na passage closed like a Propel bottle seal cap! Man, for those un-lucky few girls who do the no-go zone.. the art of apperance gynaecology comes to their rescue.
what would poor girls do without appearance gyn? and hey..hey, one have to keep appearances. Doncha ya'all agree?

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

gamahuche

v. to perform cunnilingus.

sodwit 1: Oh ..wommannnn..i need it so bad. Let me gamahuche down there, hawtthang?..
wommannnn(?): ewwwwwwwww!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

slex

sleepy sex: non-effectual sex.

agh...all I had from her last night was slex!.. man that bitch was stoned outta her skull!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

lessie

a UK term for lesbians.

Amanda you are a lessie 2$ whore ! come here i wanna knock the lez outta ya, bitch!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

space nugget

Airline-pilot speak: describes lavatory waste that get dropped while the aeoroplane is on flight.

also called, blue ice!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

pinch top

A tee-shirt with clothespins sewn into the fabric in the area that touches the nipples.
BDSM at the move!

mook:ave'ya seen Jim's tee all soaked with blood? man!.. he sure runs alot and ...
other person: nah.. that's just his new pinchtop .

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

filf / dilf

variations on the ever-imposing MILF we all know.
filf is a female i'd like to fuck, dilf is a dick i'd like to fuck; something a girl can say about any guy she can't get her ugly hands on , but really wants to fuck badly.

aha, gotcha!... katie you're not callin' me again your dilf ! see, i thought i was older than your mom.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006