hytham_hammer's definitions

slush 'n' gush

The sexual urge a male gets.

It may be called by some femi-mainists as having the "dick phase"..? wow, that's lame-o-est!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Narrative Photography

This new advertising (mostly..), tricknology that can be seen in any Prada ad : two waifish twentysomething fashion models living together, showed arguing. Hmmmm, cool?

I opened RS to be welcomed by a photo-narrative ad-athon of young-looking, sexy models in ohsogood fold-outs.. and I wondered : why the fuck can't they make ads like this in my country?! bummer!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

zebra

Having sex with black and white women simultaneously.

let's cross... It's green!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

martrylicious

appealing girl, you can die for.

see also, babilicious/babe-o-rific/crush-magnet...Uma Thurman.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

vagina rock

name given to late 80s, early 90s soft rock music played by women.

a lame-out time in the history of rock music !....

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

dark rooms

hardcore S&M places frequented by so called 'sex terrorists'.

stupid girl: ewww! hammer, you av a wonderful dark room... but I can see no enlarger near?
hammer: oh, that's because I quit photography, baby. Wanna see something interesting?
*both get inside*.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

PFFT

Poly-Fragrance Fusion Threat.
An acronym coined by one funny GQ writer to describe someone who uses 3 and more, colonge brands all at once.
I know a word, though, that describes the contrary. Colonge fatigue, is a situation where one always uses the same colonge or scent, over and over! .

'sock' it to them, man!..pfft!!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006