hyacinth bucket's definitions

jackball

A dumb person who just keeps getting dumber.

As heard on the Rush Limbaugh show, which gave a shout-out to Urban Dictionary regarding this word.

Ardent John Kerry supporters are a bunch of jackballs!

by Hyacinth Bucket December 30, 2004

dyke bitch

A slur used against a woman whom you disagree with. Combines the pejoratives bitch and dyke, with the word dyke adding emphasis to the word bitch.

Imparts the idea that the woman is not only a bitch, but a dyke (lesbian-like) bitch.

That girl deleted my Urban Dictionary submission; she is one dyke bitch!

by Hyacinth Bucket June 30, 2008

AOL

America
Off
Line

Asswipes
On
Line

AOHELL

"I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

by Hyacinth Bucket January 13, 2005

banging clits

(v.) Sex act between two women.

Vaginal to vaginal contact.

Type of lesbian sex.

"Tracey and her roommate were banging clits last night."

by Hyacinth Bucket November 11, 2004

Judy Dench

Cockney rhyming slang for stench.

"Don't go into that bathroom--there is a ripe Judy in there!"

by Hyacinth Bucket November 17, 2004

trans fat

Like the freshman fifteen, the weight put on by a transgender after transitioning to the opposite sex.

This term is LGBT slang.

OMG, Chris put on so much trans fat after having her bottom surgery to transition MTF.

by Hyacinth Bucket July 1, 2008

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum

A group of yokels afraid of homos and rubbers. Attempting to recall the School Board in the liberal Washington, D.C. suburb of Montgomery Couny (MoCo), Maryland.

Scared to death about the thought of their children being taught that gay people exist and being shown a video of how to properly put on a condom, using a cucumber.

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum are a bunch of scared pussies and cunts who live in the Stone Age.

by Hyacinth Bucket April 23, 2005