An old lady trying to look younger by applying alot of makeup to her ageing skin, looks like someone has put face powder on a prune.
When ninety year old Betty dolled herself up for the over sixtys club, she used so much foundation on her face she looked like a pouderd prune.
by hteb78 July 08, 2023
To Darken the Doorstep is when you go to someone's home and you cast a shadow over their doorstep. It usually used to describe the action of someone you know and haven't seen for a while unexpectedly turns up at your home or it's something you tell an unwanted visitor not to do ever again.
Sue: "OMG, you never guess who had the nerve to darken the doorstep this morning."
Pat: "Who?"
Sue: "Jo!"
Pat: "Jo, Jo who?"
Sue: " you know the one that coursed all that trouble at my party."
Pat: " Oooh! That Jo, haven't seen her around here for ages, did you invite her in?"
Sue: " No I did not! Told her to clear off and to never darken my doorstep again."
Pat: "Who?"
Sue: "Jo!"
Pat: "Jo, Jo who?"
Sue: " you know the one that coursed all that trouble at my party."
Pat: " Oooh! That Jo, haven't seen her around here for ages, did you invite her in?"
Sue: " No I did not! Told her to clear off and to never darken my doorstep again."
by hteb78 November 17, 2017
by hteb78 November 11, 2012
That Guy at work who thinks he's gods gift to women. He brags to his male colleagues about all the women he's dated and desperately uses cheesey chat up lines to get himself a date but often fails miserably.
Office Romeo trying to chat up the bosses hot new secretary: " Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."
Secretary: " I thought I could smell cheese, but it turns out it's just your aftershave".
Secretary: " I thought I could smell cheese, but it turns out it's just your aftershave".
by hteb78 August 06, 2023
by hteb78 November 22, 2012
About as useful as a Jelly ladder........
by hteb78 November 22, 2012
If a member of the military refuses to carry out a task or instruction which is part of their normal line duty then they are described as Refusing to Soldier. This is a very serious offence as it is classed as insubordination, which is serious enough for the offerer to be sent to military prison.
by hteb78 July 15, 2015