hrm smk's definitions

jerk grunt

the sound a man makes whilst he skeets his load on a womans face.

Missy: he had the loudest jerk grunt last night!
jaime: did he skeet in yur mouth?

by Hrm Smk May 16, 2009

estispeculation

estimate/speculation

my best estispeculation is that the book will be ready to publish next week

by hrm smk May 26, 2009

Wet

Washington DC Slang term for: Hot, Fresh, Fly, Dope, Fire..etc.

Joe: Did you see that dime-piece walking up the block?
Moe: Jeeah baby girl is looking wet!

by hrm smk November 15, 2009

Churchen

Washington DC slang term. A person who is always conversing about the lord, when you see them. weather or not the topic is brought up.

Joe: man i hate it when harry comes around
Moe: yea youngen always churchen

by hrm smk November 15, 2009

swag deficent

lacking in style

joe: did you see that{bamma}joe?
moe: jeah, he swag deficent homie!

by hrm smk October 22, 2010

Ultimate Blow Job

When your Girlfriend is GGG Bi- is willing to partake in 2-way blow job w/ another girl.. Enducing a Deluxe blow job .\Or more particapating women.

bill: Where'd you and your girlfriend go last night?
stan: She took me to dinner, then she took me to a Rainbow Party . joe, I got the Ultimate Blow Job!

by HRM SMK April 20, 2008

Dick for days

1.When a male is so arroused by his soon to be sexual partner that his cock will remain erect for countless days on end.
2.The pussy is so good that you feel as if your dick will remain erect for a long time. As if you were on Viagra.

Phil: hey joe this bitch was so fly my cock stayed hard for 3 day fuck fest.
Bill: Yea I caught this one shorty gave me dick for days!

by HRM SMK April 24, 2008