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Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003

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Obsessive thoughts about getting some.
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.
by Homer Simpson April 25, 2003

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great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.
simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"
by homer simpson March 24, 2005

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the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.
by homer simpson March 19, 2005

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Dude, check out the sweater meat on this fucking slut!
by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

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The main belt of the National Wrestling Alliance or NWATNA.
Big gold belt version a.k.a. HHH's precious was once Ric Flair's and later the WCW's belt.
When WCW split from NWA new version of belt was awarded to an ECW reject who ironicly rejected the NWA belt.
Ric Flair has held the belt nearly 20 times and current champ Jeff Jarret has hogged the belt for most of NWATNA's exsitance.
Woooooo! 20 Time World Champion!
by Homer Simpson March 26, 2005

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Void of mind, and social life.
Being gay and prefering Butt Sex.
Your an DJKMAC!
by Homer Simpson May 28, 2004

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