lylaw

What girls say to their girlfriends. It means "love you like a wife"...pretty much the same as lylas.

I saw it in a girl's profile once.

"omg, I lylaw"

by Home slice September 06, 2005

Automatic Updates

An annoying feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2. It automatically downloads "critical updates" to fix security holes found almost daily in Internet Explorer and in other parts of the operating system, then it harasses you to restart your computer. If you click "Restart Later" the box will pop back up in about five minutes.

noob: Automatic Updates rules!
h4x0r: Don't use it...if you do I won't be able to hack your PC! Liek, omg!

by Home slice May 22, 2005

Security Warning

A component of the new Microsoft Windows XP SP2 Security Center that warns you when you run a .exe (executable) file that you have downloaded from the internet. Its purpose is to stop n00b users from getting infected with malicious software, but for us advanced users it's just a royal pain in the ass.

When I downloaded Mozilla Firefox 1.5 Beta 2, Windows XP's Security Warning prompt tried to stop me from installing it.

by Home slice December 28, 2005

stick legs

1) What you call the legs that people have...they're so skinny that you could snap them!
2) Also used as an insult to tell someone how skinny and frail their legs are.

1) Yo, Andrew Skinny Arms has stick legs! So do some other people!
2) Haha! You have stick legs! Why don't you eat some dessert!

by Home slice October 27, 2004

internet service provider

An internet service provider is a company that supplies its customers access to the internet.

See ISP

Common Internet Service Proviers: Earthlink, Verizon, Comcast, AOL, MSN, Adelphia, Bell Atlantic (now Verizon, unfortunately), Cox, Road Runner, NetZero, Joi, Juno, People PC, etc.

by Home slice September 08, 2005

Missa

A cool way to say "Mister."
Originated by Tatiana. I heard her say "Missa Ito!!!! Help me wit this!"

Yo, Missa Dewees looks like Missa Ito!

by Home slice November 03, 2004

Comcast

A company almost as bad as Verizon. Crappy service, inflated prices, and someone tell me, what's the deal with them giving you remotes that say "Adelphia" and "RCA" and "Cablevision" on them? Can't they afford to brand their own remotes?

Some people confuse Verizon with Comcast because both of their logos are red and black.

by Home slice September 16, 2005