holly the ginger kid.'s definitions
This is an actual conversation I had with an actual rebuplican.
Seth-So are you Republican or Democrat?
Me-Democrat. Why?
Seth-I'm a republican. If Obama becomes president me and my friend are going to assasinate him.
Me-Why? Obama seems like a pretty good guy to me.
Seth-I think our president should be full American. Not African American.
Me-Thats really rascist and stupid. You're a jerk. Do you even know what republicans believe?
Seth-Well, I don't know what we believe, but I know the democrats are stupid.
Me-Are you pro life or pro choice?
Seth-What does that mean?
Me-Pro choice means you're for the choice of abortion. Pro life means you're against abortion.
Seth-Pro choice because republicans are for choices.
Seth-So are you Republican or Democrat?
Me-Democrat. Why?
Seth-I'm a republican. If Obama becomes president me and my friend are going to assasinate him.
Me-Why? Obama seems like a pretty good guy to me.
Seth-I think our president should be full American. Not African American.
Me-Thats really rascist and stupid. You're a jerk. Do you even know what republicans believe?
Seth-Well, I don't know what we believe, but I know the democrats are stupid.
Me-Are you pro life or pro choice?
Seth-What does that mean?
Me-Pro choice means you're for the choice of abortion. Pro life means you're against abortion.
Seth-Pro choice because republicans are for choices.
by holly the ginger kid. September 30, 2007
Get the republicanmug. Something people like to bash on urbandictionary because they don't have the willpower nor the mercy to become vegan/vegetarian.
Joe was fat and loved fried chicken. He didn't have the willpower to stop eatin fried chicken so to make himself feel better instead of joining PETA he wrote a mean definition about PETA on urbandictionary. Now he feels better about eating fried chicken and he will continue to eat it until he dies in a few days from heart disease.
by holly the ginger kid. August 6, 2007
Get the petamug. Heaven when you want fries. Hell when you want breakfast at any time past 10:30 on weekdays and 11:00 on weekends. Although all of their breakfast choices taste exactly the same they are still delicious.
**Cop pulls woman over**
Cop-Excuse me but you were going one hundred miles over the speed limit.
Woman-JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING TICKET BEFORE THEY STOP SERVING BREAKFAST AT MCDONALDS!
Cop-Excuse me but you were going one hundred miles over the speed limit.
Woman-JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING TICKET BEFORE THEY STOP SERVING BREAKFAST AT MCDONALDS!
by holly the ginger kid. May 21, 2007
Get the mcdonaldsmug. My Favorite Quote from Barack Obama on the subject on our good friend cannibas-
Barack Obama-I inhaled. That was the point.
Barack Obama-I inhaled. That was the point.
by holly the ginger kid. July 3, 2007
Get the barack obamamug. Girl 1- I want chick-fil-a sooo badly. Lets go get some.
Girl 2- Its Sunday. Its closed.
Girl 1-**Cries and cuts herself**.
Girl 2- Its Sunday. Its closed.
Girl 1-**Cries and cuts herself**.
by holly the ginger kid. May 21, 2007
Get the chick-fil-amug. by holly the ginger kid. July 30, 2007
Get the penalmug. Son-(reading under his breath) With breasts like towers...
Mother-What are you reading, young man? That type of book is not allowed in this house.
Son-The Bible. Song of Songs.
Mother-Oh. Well, go watch VeggieTales instead. **Jerks Bible away**
Mother-What are you reading, young man? That type of book is not allowed in this house.
Son-The Bible. Song of Songs.
Mother-Oh. Well, go watch VeggieTales instead. **Jerks Bible away**
by holly the ginger kid. June 25, 2007
Get the song of songsmug.