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Definitions by holly the ginger kid.

nintendo 64 

The best video game thingy ever. Plus, if it stopped working, all you had to do was blow on the game and it magically worked again.
Kid-Nintendo 64 is retarded. I have Xbox, Xbox 360, Wii, PS, PS2, et cetera.

Me-So why would you get all those game systems and spend tons of money on them when you could just play Nintendo 64 and have just as much, if not more, fun?

Kid-So I can brag to all my friends. All I want is to fit in. **cries**

song of songs 

A book in the Bible that is very sexual.
Son-(reading under his breath) With breasts like towers...

Mother-What are you reading, young man? That type of book is not allowed in this house.

Son-The Bible. Song of Songs.

Mother-Oh. Well, go watch VeggieTales instead. **Jerks Bible away**

christian rock

Bleck. Bad music made worse by the cheesy lyrics. They usually claim to be hardcore but are grossly poseurish.
On the Southpark Christian rock episode.

You guys aren't hardcore.

YOU BET YOUR GOSH DARN REAR ENDS WE ARE!
A food most women fake obsessions with so they can fit in with other women. Other common obsessions include Starbucks and shoes.
Anne-Oh my gosh I have to have chocolate right now so I don't die. The only things better than chocolate are shoes and Starbucks.

Holly (me)-Fuck you, you stupid obsession faking future trophy wife bitch.

bless your heart 

An old or southern woman's excuse to insult people without being rude.
Old lady-That little girl has a face only a mother could love. Bless her little heart.

Southern woman-Your mother is a whore who sleeps around. Bless your heart.

sumter county 

a pretty trailer trashy place, except for the villages, but the villages creep most people out.
q:wat do a sumter county fire, sumter county tornado, and a sumter county divorce all have in common?

a:somebody's going to lose a trailer.

lucky charms 

A delicious cereal that would taste a zillion times if it didn't have the cereal part. The marshmallows are amazing chalky deliciousness.
Girl-Yum. Lucky Charms. **Opens Lucky Charm box to find all the marshmallows already eaten.**

Girl-**shoots herself**