Definitions by holly m s

Douchebook

Another (more realistic) name for Facebook, especially when their site runs like shit, notices don't go out, screens lock up, and their crappy server fails.

Thanks a lot for the lock-up, douchebook. FFS

Douchebook by Holly M S May 25, 2010

Boobie Grin 

(noun) the crease created between two large breasts when they're pressed together in the middle. The valley of the cleavage.

With that push-up on, I *swear* Donna's got four inches of boobie grin goin' on.

Boobie Grin by Holly M S May 24, 2010

Cyber Surgery 

(noun) online corrections that modify the appearance of a physical feature in a photograph. IE, Photoshop.

"Before you put that pic on FaceBook, you better cyber surgery my turkey neck."

Cyber Surgery by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Coitus Regretus 

(noun) being in a state of continually regretting a lapse in sexual judgment (EX: walk of shame)

"When I think about Vidal, I have an overwhelming sense of coitus regretus and want to forget it ever happened."

Coitus Regretus by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Telescoping Penis 

(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.

"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."

Telescoping Penis by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Penis Logic 

(noun) (1)reasoning assessed according to strict principles of validity as defined by a man's penis. (2)the total and complete lack of actual logical thinking when a man's thinking with his junk. (3)the mechanism by which a man's penis can completely erase any rationality or reasoning capability.

At 11:30pm on a Tuesday night, Mark is out with a guy friend. He has to be up at 6am to go to work to do hard manual labor for a 10-hour shift. He's married with two kids. An older unattractive sloppy-drunk woman wants to take him home for sex. With all the above information, PENIS LOGIC only says to him, "Hey--It's NEW" so he goes with her. He later loses his job, wife, kids, and most of his future income to alimony/child support.

Penis Logic by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Pendulust 

A person sexually enthralled by a sexual body part swinging freely from a fixed point, as in huge pendulous breasts or long swaying balls. (pendulum+lust)

"Oh, girl, your big tatas got him pendulusting."

Pendulust by Holly M S May 20, 2010