hobrarian's definitions

Man TV

A 50" or larger television. The typical man tv is a large plasma HDTV with surround sound. The more features, the more manly the tv is.

I can actually see the puck when I watch hockey on my man tv.

by hobrarian January 9, 2009

dadcake

A cake made out of your dad. Some people bake ashes of their deceased loved ones in a cake and eat it as part of some crazyass mourning ritual.

When Bonnie's dad died, they baked a dadcake.

by hobrarian June 11, 2006

tape scraper

A manager who is obsessed with the trivial, while completely unconcerned with the substantial issues of the working environment. The reference comes from a boss who would prefer that you'd scrape the scotch tape off the break room table than actually complete a work project.

Sara's boss is such a tape scraper. She insisted that she clean the tables when she should have been helping the patrons waiting in line at the reference desk.

by hobrarian October 26, 2008

AGF

Acronym for Assume Good Faith. Usage accelerated by Wikipedians because AGF is one of the pillars of editing.

When you critique an article on Wikipedia, AGF on the part of the contributors.

by hobrarian March 21, 2007

Keyholio

Someone who is so crazy to get their key back, they act like Cornholio. Keyholio is obsessed with the key, rather than the bunghole.

When that girl moved to the admin building, Randy was acting like Keyholio trying to get her office key back.

by hobrarian November 1, 2008

Snarkagogy

1. The profession or function of offering snide remarks; sarcasm.
2. The art or science of snarking; esp., instruction in methods.

When Greg offered prizes for backchannel comments, it was pure snarkagogy.

by hobrarian August 17, 2010