hmcdesq's definitions

flip a gizzard

to lose one's temper in a physical, visceral way, including ranting, raving, arm-waving and red face

If you are late with that report, your boss is going to flip a gizzard.

by hmcdesq November 9, 2018

truck buddy

A friend with access to a truck who will haul stuff for you when the need arises, no strings attached.

I need a load of mulch for my flower garden. I'll call my truck buddy Brent to take me to the nursery to get it in his pick-up!

by hmcdesq December 17, 2014

gaygaphone

the really loud voice used by very proud gay people discussing their gayness

Lance: "SO I WAS OUT AT THE GAY BAR, GRINDING AGAINST THIS REALLY CUTE BOY, AND MY EX BOYFRIEND WALKED BY AND GAVE ME THE STINK-EYE. BITCH!"

Hag: "Lance, shhhhhhh. Stop using your gaygaphone. You're too loud!"

by hmcdesq March 12, 2011

hypocriture

the gaping hole in the logic and reasoning of a person or group that is filled with hypocrisy.

That anti-gay activist caught with the 20-year-old rent-boy has a huge hypocriture.

by hmcdesq May 4, 2010

vamporn

vampire-themed fiction with overt sexual depictions

That TV show is full of vampires and hot sex: Vamporn!

by hmcdesq May 15, 2010