dickumentary

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

by hmcdesq December 08, 2010

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gaygaphone

the really loud voice used by very proud gay people discussing their gayness

Lance: "SO I WAS OUT AT THE GAY BAR, GRINDING AGAINST THIS REALLY CUTE BOY, AND MY EX BOYFRIEND WALKED BY AND GAVE ME THE STINK-EYE. BITCH!"

Hag: "Lance, shhhhhhh. Stop using your gaygaphone. You're too loud!"

by hmcdesq March 12, 2011

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Fortress of Stupitude

the impenetrable shell in which dwell people who's superstitious beliefs and/or antiquated opinions are unswayed by science, evidence, and irrefutable proof.

Don't bother trying to explain evolution to that guy. I've tried for years. Even our college professors gave up. He's listened to too much Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh and watched too much Fox News. Now he lives in a Fortress of Stupitude.

by hmcdesq February 19, 2015

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