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Lance: "SO I WAS OUT AT THE GAY BAR, GRINDING AGAINST THIS REALLY CUTE BOY, AND MY EX BOYFRIEND WALKED BY AND GAVE ME THE STINK-EYE. BITCH!"
Hag: "Lance, shhhhhhh. Stop using your gaygaphone. You're too loud!"
Hag: "Lance, shhhhhhh. Stop using your gaygaphone. You're too loud!"
by hmcdesq March 12, 2011
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Get the flip a gizzard mug.The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.
Phone rings.
I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.
Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."
I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.
Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."
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