Definitions by hmcdesq

OMGyn 

a text-ese exclamation of shock or surprise at the news you get from your gynecologist.

Dr: It seems you have three ovaries.

Patient: How many am I supposed to have?

Dr: Two.

Patient: OMGyn!

OMGyn by hmcdesq May 18, 2010

Tinx 

a texted curse placed on the person you are texting with when he or she simultaneously texts the same thing you do.

Bob and Joe are texting each other, discussing the closing of their favorite sports pub. At the same time, they both send "this sux!"

"Tinx!"

Tinx by hmcdesq May 18, 2010

vamporn 

vampire-themed fiction with overt sexual depictions

That TV show is full of vampires and hot sex: Vamporn!

vamporn by hmcdesq May 15, 2010

Benatini 

a cocktail of any variety mixed with Benadryl to increase the impact of the drink

I ordered a regular vodka martini (no olives), then added a cap-ful of Benadryl (grape flavor - YUM!) to make a Benatini. I drank it, and then I woke up here. Where am I?

Benatini by hmcdesq May 14, 2010

hypocriture 

the gaping hole in the logic and reasoning of a person or group that is filled with hypocrisy.

That anti-gay activist caught with the 20-year-old rent-boy has a huge hypocriture.

hypocriture by hmcdesq May 4, 2010