self-crunchious

the awkward feeling when you are eating something very crunchy in a crowded but very quiet room

It is too quiet in here to eat carrots. It makes me feel self-crunchious.

by hmcdesq October 11, 2018

Fishford Wife

individual who neglects real life obligations and activities in order to care for a virtual fish tank and his/her menagerie of eFish in Fishville.

I had to pick up my sister's kids from school because she was busy feeding her species tank full of Blue Damsels in Fishville. She's a Fishford Wife.

by hmcdesq May 24, 2010

hag up

A woman connecting with a male gay friend, or a gay man connecting with a female friend. Like a "hook up" but platonic by virtue of his being gay.

Girl: I found out this guy in my class is gay. I'm so excited! Maybe we can hag up!

by hmcdesq August 19, 2010

OMGyn

a text-ese exclamation of shock or surprise at the news you get from your gynecologist.

Dr: It seems you have three ovaries.

Patient: How many am I supposed to have?

Dr: Two.

Patient: OMGyn!

by hmcdesq May 11, 2010

truck buddy

A friend with access to a truck who will haul stuff for you when the need arises, no strings attached.

I need a load of mulch for my flower garden. I'll call my truck buddy Brent to take me to the nursery to get it in his pick-up!

by hmcdesq December 17, 2014