hmcdesq's definitions

ewlyweds

A newly paired couple that is overly affectionate in public, offending those around them.

Did you see the ewlyweds in the bar? They were groping each other all night!

by hmcdesq March 7, 2022

Fortress of Stupitude

the impenetrable shell in which dwell people who's superstitious beliefs and/or antiquated opinions are unswayed by science, evidence, and irrefutable proof.

Don't bother trying to explain evolution to that guy. I've tried for years. Even our college professors gave up. He's listened to too much Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh and watched too much Fox News. Now he lives in a Fortress of Stupitude.

by hmcdesq February 19, 2015

gaygaphone

the really loud voice used by very proud gay people discussing their gayness

Lance: "SO I WAS OUT AT THE GAY BAR, GRINDING AGAINST THIS REALLY CUTE BOY, AND MY EX BOYFRIEND WALKED BY AND GAVE ME THE STINK-EYE. BITCH!"

Hag: "Lance, shhhhhhh. Stop using your gaygaphone. You're too loud!"

by hmcdesq March 12, 2011

hypocriture

the gaping hole in the logic and reasoning of a person or group that is filled with hypocrisy.

That anti-gay activist caught with the 20-year-old rent-boy has a huge hypocriture.

by hmcdesq May 4, 2010

vamporn

vampire-themed fiction with overt sexual depictions

That TV show is full of vampires and hot sex: Vamporn!

by hmcdesq May 15, 2010