home slice

Someone who is an over the top dork. Someone who is trying way too hard to be cool and fails miserably.

Look at that guy in the polyester leisure suit trying to pick up on that super model. What a home slice.

by hititlong January 01, 2006

pulling

Sitting around doing nothing. Jerking off.

"What are you doing right now?"

Pulling.

by hititlong January 04, 2006

astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

by hititlong January 06, 2006

bowler

Some who plays golf and doesn't get the ball in the air.

That guy thinks he's Tiger Woods, even though he's a bowler.

by hititlong February 03, 2006

jackfest

1. A situation where way too many people are doing nothing and getting in the way and there is a lot of waiting around.

2. A situation where everyone is raining praise on eachother.

1. The DMV is a total jackfest.

2. The board meating was a total jackfest

by hititlong January 04, 2006