poopy pants

Being upset with a bitter look on your face in the same manner as a baby with a full diaper.

Sheila looked like Mrs. Poopy Pants when she didn't get a Louis Vuitton purse for Christmas.

by hititlong January 04, 2006

Infested

The most awful state of being possible.

After flying 18 hours to Japan, next to 2 smelly fat guys and 3 screaming children, I was totally infested.

by hititlong December 27, 2005

astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

by hititlong January 06, 2006

pulling

Sitting around doing nothing. Jerking off.

"What are you doing right now?"

Pulling.

by hititlong January 04, 2006

bowler

Some who plays golf and doesn't get the ball in the air.

That guy thinks he's Tiger Woods, even though he's a bowler.

by hititlong February 03, 2006