ediface

An erect penis, sticking out like a tall building.

Seeing those giant tits gave me an ediface.

by hititlong January 04, 2006

home slice

Someone who is an over the top dork. Someone who is trying way too hard to be cool and fails miserably.

Look at that guy in the polyester leisure suit trying to pick up on that super model. What a home slice.

by hititlong January 02, 2006

Infested

The most awful state of being possible.

After flying 18 hours to Japan, next to 2 smelly fat guys and 3 screaming children, I was totally infested.

by hititlong December 27, 2005

pulling

Sitting around doing nothing. Jerking off.

"What are you doing right now?"

Pulling.

by hititlong January 04, 2006

astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

by hititlong January 06, 2006