hititlong's definitions

elephant girl

A woman who is both fat and annoying. What jack Nicholson called the waitress annoying him in "As Good as it Gets."

Elephant girl, go get Carol.

by hititlong January 4, 2006

salad girl

An ironic name for a girl who won't have anal sex.

Hey salad girl, why won't you let me do you in the pooper.

by hititlong January 4, 2006

cheese

1. A good friend.
2. A good friend who is committing an act that steps over the line.

1. Hey cheese, what's up.
2. Listen cheese, keep your hands off my wife's ass.

by hititlong January 1, 2006

home slice

Someone who is an over the top dork. Someone who is trying way too hard to be cool and fails miserably.

Look at that guy in the polyester leisure suit trying to pick up on that super model. What a home slice.

by hititlong January 1, 2006

Infested

The most awful state of being possible.

After flying 18 hours to Japan, next to 2 smelly fat guys and 3 screaming children, I was totally infested.

by hititlong December 27, 2005