Person

Anyone you see who is not an animal, however we all evolved from animals. But does that mean technically this definition shouldn’t exist?

You are a person. But you are an animal. According to this definition, you will need to decide if you don’t want to exist.

by hissingcobra December 14, 2023

i

A vowel that Apple always uses.

123: hey you heard of iphone 14?
456: No i dont want to. Apple always uses i in front of everything!!!!!!!!!!

by hissingcobra May 01, 2022

video games

Lots of people play these. Ask any random person and at least one out of ten will say: "yes, i do play video games." In fact, about 40% of the world's population do. There are billions of these to play. As you will see below, these are ONLY for leisure and NOT for regular use...

QWERTY: its the weekend. im gonna play some video games.
QWERTYUIOP:ok. DO NOT SPEND 300 HOURS ON IT!!!!!
QWERTY: bleeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh viiideooo gammmessss!!!!!!!!!
QWERTYUIOP: uh oh.. gone hyper. AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hissingcobra May 07, 2022

Banana

Eat this, pretend to be a monkey with it, look funny wearing a costume, slip on it in real life, watch people slip on it in cartoons, trip up people in Mario Kart, and so much more. There are many ways you can use the godly banana.

You heard of banana? Banana controls our existence. It is an all-powerful universally strong deity. Pay respects(spam ‘f’) to this mighty object.

by hissingcobra December 15, 2023

Electrician

The sort of guy that you consider calling because their fridge magnet has like 20 percent off, then they arrive on time but you lose the magnet. Then he charges you extra.

Customer:Hi, I lost my fridge magnet but would like to get a discount.
Businessman:No magnet, no discount. Sorry.
Customer:But it wasn’t my fault! The electrician who came to my house charged me extra! I DEMAND A REFUND!

Businessman: But he fixed it, didn’t he? So if you want a refund, we’ll come over and restore it back to how it was before. Goodbye!
Customer(sighs): I hate my fridge magnets.

by hissingcobra January 16, 2024

fridge

A way of keeping food and weird humans cool.

Random guy: im gonna search up fridge on urban dictionary.
Random guy 789: gonna jump in the fridge. see ya later.
5 seconds later
Random guy: you so weird jumping into fridges bro this website says so

by hissingcobra May 01, 2022

Fridge

A device used for keeping elephants cool. As footprints in your butter will show.

Fridge: There’s a footprint in your butter!
Guy: Dang, the elephants have gotten in my fridge again. And did you just talk?

by hissingcobra December 14, 2023