high cholesterol child's definitions

American Schools

American Schools nowadays are just gun ranges for people who can't aim. Seems bad but at least it's not happenin' to you!

I heard American Schools are bad. Well, yes they are. But why? Well, I don't kn- *get's shot in the head because they're talking about it in an American School.*

by high cholesterol child December 14, 2018

Chap Trap

This happens when you bite your lip because it's either itchy or dry, or both, and then everyone who sees you doing it mistakes you for being a fuckboy

Shoot! I'm in a Chap Trap...!

by high cholesterol child December 7, 2018

Pigeons

One of the most disgraceful, annoying, and horrible animals on this fulfilled universe. I mean, seriously, just let me eat alone!

Ugh, another herd of pigeons... IDIOTS LET ME EAT MY CHICKEN!

by high cholesterol child December 7, 2018

Noob

Noob is an elite word used by only the most EPICEST of epic gamers. Pfffff, you said noob? Yeah right, you can't even use it properly!

hey noob! ur ugly and fat

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A conundrum of idiotic, gay, and I mean VERY GAY things.

Hey, have you heard of the Urban Dictionary? ur mom gay noob.

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

sadness

this happens when people on urban dictionary don't accept your definitions... TWICE :(

hey dude, im really sad, HAHA MORE LIKE SADNESS HAHAHA

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

mom

my mommy loves me :)

hi mom :)

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018