mom

my mommy loves me :)

hi mom :)

by high cholesterol child December 06, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A conundrum of idiotic, gay, and I mean VERY GAY things.

Hey, have you heard of the Urban Dictionary? ur mom gay noob.

by high cholesterol child December 06, 2018

sadness

this happens when people on urban dictionary don't accept your definitions... TWICE :(

hey dude, im really sad, HAHA MORE LIKE SADNESS HAHAHA

by high cholesterol child December 06, 2018

fortnite

epic epicer then you epic noob LOLOL no u not epic LOllll hahah get rekt noob *does SO EPIC floss dance*

WE LOVE FORTNITE WE LOVE FORTNITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH MMMMMMMHHHH

by high cholesterol child December 06, 2018

American Schools

American Schools nowadays are just gun ranges for people who can't aim. Seems bad but at least it's not happenin' to you!

I heard American Schools are bad. Well, yes they are. But why? Well, I don't kn- *get's shot in the head because they're talking about it in an American School.*

by high cholesterol child December 14, 2018

Pigeons

One of the most disgraceful, annoying, and horrible animals on this fulfilled universe. I mean, seriously, just let me eat alone!

Ugh, another herd of pigeons... IDIOTS LET ME EAT MY CHICKEN!

by high cholesterol child December 07, 2018

Payday 2

One of the worlds most unlogical games. Alright, so a cop sees a masked guy, full armor, and a giant gun. What do they do? Oh wait the guy backed up behind a bush, we're all good.

Hey, have you heard of Payday 2? go away nerd

by high cholesterol child December 06, 2018