use free

beyond the bounds of useless and worthless, you become use free.

Who does the hiring at this place? Every new hire is more use free than the last

by heynow_1 May 08, 2008

MAPRIS'

Excessively long shorts, usually the basketball variety that hang down past the shins. Capris for men, hence Mapris

How can he play hoops with his Mapris' hanging down to his shoe tops?

by heynow_1 January 22, 2010

Guinercom

Yelling at the top of your lungs to communicate to someone in the same house Italian Style

Pops used to use his Guinercom to get us all down for dinner

by heynow_1 July 08, 2020

Rental Food

Any food that be can bought after midnight at the drive through or gas station. It tastes good now, but will wake you out of a sound sleep in a few hours.

After the party we grabbed some rental food, and that shit got me up 3 times this morning.

by heynow_1 July 30, 2009

Milf By-Product

The offspring often seen being carried, carted or chased by the Milf
3

If I was her Milf By-Product, I'd breast feed until I went to college.

by heynow_1 October 05, 2010

Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation

Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack

by heynow_1 July 26, 2010

two ball stew

just another in the long list of man juice names

I heard her she is a gobbler of many a two ball stew

by heynow_1 April 29, 2007